Cicada Serenade: When Will the Noise End?
Chicagoans, we've all experienced it. That ear-splitting, high-pitched symphony that makes you question your sanity. No, it's not a new experimental noise torture technique, it’s the cicada takeover. These winged wonders, or should I say winged nuisances, have descended upon our fair city like an army of tiny, red-eyed drummers.
The Cicada Countdown
So, when will this auditory assault finally end? Well, the good news is that cicadas have a pretty short lifespan above ground. They typically emerge in late May or early June, and the party usually winds down by the end of June. But let's be real, who's counting days when you can barely hear yourself think?
Surviving the Cicada Apocalypse
While it might feel like the world is ending, remember, these creatures are actually pretty harmless. They don't bite, they don't sting, and they're actually a pretty important part of the ecosystem. So, instead of reaching for the bug spray, try embracing the chaos. You could even start a cicada-themed cocktail party (just kidding, don't do that).
The Aftermath
Once the cicadas have finally bid adieu, you might be left with a yard full of empty shells. Don't panic! These are actually nature's little trophies, so feel free to start a collection or create some creepy cicada art. Just remember to clean up any fallen carcasses to avoid attracting other, less desirable critters.
In conclusion, the cicada invasion is a temporary inconvenience. Soon enough, the world will return to its normal, less noisy state. Until then, try to find the humor in the situation. After all, it's not every day you get to experience a natural phenomenon that sounds like a thousand lawnmowers on overdrive.
How-To Cicada Survival Guide
- How to protect your plants: Cicadas don't harm mature trees, but young saplings might need a little extra protection. Cover them with netting or row cover.
- How to deal with the noise: Earplugs, noise-canceling headphones, or a really good playlist can be your saving grace.
- How to clean up after the cicadas: A leaf blower or a good old-fashioned rake can help you clear away those pesky shells.
- How to appreciate the cicadas: Yes, really! These insects are an important part of the ecosystem. Learn about their life cycle and appreciate their role in nature.
- How to avoid freaking out: Remember, this is a temporary situation. The cicadas will be gone before you know it. Take deep breaths and enjoy the (somewhat) unique experience.
