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The Great NYC Boot Saga: A Survival Guide
New York City: the land of dreams, opportunities, and, unfortunately, the dreaded car boot. If you've ever had the displeasure of waking up to find your beloved vehicle sporting a metal chastity belt, you're not alone. Let's dive into the world of NYC booting, shall we?
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When Does This Metal Monstrosity Strike?
Think your car is safe? Think again. The NYC Department of Finance has an army of boot-wielding ninjas who can pounce at any given moment. While they do have a soft spot for those with less than $350 in unpaid parking tickets, it's a dangerous game of chicken. Trust us, it's not worth it.
Common Boot-Worthy Offenses
- Parking Tickets Galore: Ignoring those little yellow envelopes is like playing Russian roulette with your car. Accumulate enough, and you're a prime target.
- Camera Violations: Speeding cameras, red light cameras, HOV lane violations - they're all ticket-generating machines. Don't mess with them.
- Just Plain Bad Luck: Sometimes, the boot fairy visits for no apparent reason. It's like winning the worst lottery ever.
How to Avoid the Boot: A Foolproof Plan (Probably Not)
- Pay Your Tickets: This might seem obvious, but it's the golden rule.
- Park Legally: It's tempting to squeeze into that no-standing zone, but it's a risky game.
- Invest in a Crystal Ball: Okay, this one's a joke, but it would be handy.
Life After the Boot: A Step-by-Step Guide
- Don't Panic: Easier said than done, but try to stay calm.
- Check the Boot: It usually has instructions on how to pay.
- Gather Your Funds: You'll need to pay the outstanding tickets plus a boot removal fee.
- Make the Payment: You can often do this over the phone or online.
- Wait for Redemption: It might take a few hours for the boot to be removed.
**In the meantime, you can either:
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- Take public transportation (enjoy the crowd!)
- Hail a cab (prepare to be gouged)
- Walk (get your steps in)
- Cry (totally understandable)**
How To... Avoid the NYC Boot Blues
- How to avoid getting a boot: Pay your parking tickets on time.
- How to remove a boot: Follow the instructions on the boot or call the Department of Finance.
- How to prevent future boots: Keep your car registration and insurance up-to-date.
- How to stay sane after getting a boot: Deep breaths and chocolate.
- How to find a good parking spot: Become a psychic or move to a city with free parking.
Remember, the boot is a harsh mistress. Treat her with respect by paying your tickets and parking legally. Your car (and your sanity) will thank you.
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