Is Texas Roadhouse About to Sizzle in Missoula?
Hold Your Horses, Steak Lovers!
So, you’re craving some fall-off-the-bone ribs, a steak that’s juicier than your ex, and a side of peanuts that would make a squirrel jealous? You’re not alone, Missoula. The rumor mill has been churning out more gossip than a Kardashian reunion about a potential Texas Roadhouse opening its doors in our fair city. But let's dive into the juicy details (pun intended).
The Great Texas Roadhouse Wait
It's been a rollercoaster of emotions for Missoula foodies. First, there was the whisper, then the murmur, and now it’s a full-blown roar. Everyone's been asking, “When, oh when, will Texas Roadhouse grace us with its presence?” Unfortunately, the official answer is still a big, fat, juicy “We don’t know yet.”
But fear not, my fellow carnivores! While we can't give you a concrete date, we can tell you that the construction crews have been busy turning that old Herberger's space into a potential steakhouse haven. So, it’s safe to say that things are moving forward, even if at a snail's pace (sorry, no pun intended for this one).
What to Expect (Hint: It’s Gonna Be Good)
If you've never experienced the magic of a Texas Roadhouse, prepare to be amazed. Imagine a place where the bread is warm, the peanuts are free-flowing, and the steaks are cooked to perfection. Now, imagine that place in Missoula. It's enough to make a grown man cry tears of joy (or at least drool uncontrollably).
How to Survive the Wait
We know, waiting is hard. Really hard. But fear not, we've got you covered. Here are a few tips to help you survive until the grand opening:
- Dream about it: Close your eyes and imagine yourself sinking your teeth into a perfectly cooked ribeye. It's almost as good as the real thing.
- Explore other local steakhouses: Missoula has some fantastic local restaurants. While they may not be Texas Roadhouse, they're still worth checking out.
- Start a support group: Find other people who are equally obsessed with Texas Roadhouse and commiserate together.
How To...
- How to stay updated: Keep an eye on local news outlets and social media for any announcements.
- How to prepare your taste buds: Practice eating lots of meat. Just kidding (kind of).
- How to control your excitement: It's going to be hard, but try to stay calm. We promise it will be worth the wait.
- How to find friends who love steak as much as you: Easy, just start talking about Texas Roadhouse.
- How to celebrate when it finally opens: Plan a big party, invite everyone you know, and order everything on the menu.
So, there you have it. The wait for Texas Roadhouse in Missoula is real, but the anticipation is even realer. Stay tuned for updates, and in the meantime, keep dreaming about those perfectly seasoned fries.
Disclaimer: This post is based on rumors and speculation. No guarantees are made about the actual opening date or menu.
