When, Oh When, Will the Houston Heavens Open?
Houston, we have a problem...or rather, a lack of one. It’s dry out there, folks. The sun is shining brighter than a Kardashian's highlight, and the only humidity in the air is coming from my overly enthusiastic sweating. I’m starting to think Houston has a secret sprinkler system that only turns on for the occasional tropical storm, just to mess with us.
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The Rain Dance Dilemma
I've tried everything to summon the rain gods. I’ve danced the hula, sacrificed a (fake) chicken to the weather gods, and even tried negotiating with the local meteorologists. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. It's like Houston has a personal vendetta against my lawn.
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I mean, I get it, Houston. You’re all about that sunshine and good times, but can we at least share the wealth? A little sprinkle now and then wouldn’t hurt. Plus, think of all the fun we could have: splashing in puddles, building forts out of cardboard boxes, and blaming our bad hair days on the humidity.
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So, When Will It Rain?
The million-dollar question, right? Well, according to the weather apps, there's a chance of rain in about two weeks. But let’s be real, that’s about as reliable as a politician's promise. I'm starting to think we need to organize a city-wide rain dance. Maybe if we all get together and do the Electric Slide with umbrellas, we can finally break this drought.
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Until then, let's embrace the sunshine and stay hydrated. And if you see a cloud, let's all collectively send it some good vibes.
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How to Survive the Houston Drought
- How to water your plants without feeling guilty: Use collected rainwater or invest in a good watering can. Your plants will thank you.
- How to keep your cool without AC: Embrace the fan, wear light clothing, and maybe invest in a personal misting fan.
- How to find indoor activities: Explore museums, libraries, or movie theaters. There's more to life than the outdoors (although we miss it).
- How to make the most of outdoor time: Enjoy early mornings or late evenings when the sun is less intense. Sunscreen is your BFF.
- How to plan a rain dance: Gather your friends, learn some fun dance moves, and hope for the best. It's a numbers game!
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