Rodeo Houston 2023: A Howdy-Doo of a Good Time (Or Was It?)
So, you're wondering when the Rodeo Houston 2023 was, huh? Well, buckle up, partner, because we're about to take a trip down memory lane. Or, more accurately, a trip back to February and March of 2023.
Round Up the Usual Suspects
Let's get this straight from the horse's mouth (or rather, the rodeo's website): Rodeo Houston 2023 took place from February 28th to March 19th. That's right, folks, almost a whole month of bull riding, mutton busting, and enough cowboy hats to fill a small planet.
If you missed it, well, you missed out on one heck of a shindig. But fear not, there's always next year!
More Than Just Bulls and Bands
Sure, the rodeo is all about the excitement of the arena, but let's not forget about the other side of things. There's the food, glorious food. Think deep-fried everything, sugary treats that would make a dentist weep, and barbecue that'll make your taste buds do a happy dance.
And then there's the shopping. From cowboy boots to custom-made belt buckles, you could spend hours browsing the vendor booths. Just be prepared to empty your wallet.
When Your Friends Ask "Why Didn't You Go?"
Look, we get it. Life happens. Work gets in the way. The couch is just too comfy. But when your friends start bragging about the amazing time they had at Rodeo Houston, don't worry – we've got your back. Here are some classic excuses:
- The alien abduction: "I would have gone, but aliens beamed me up right before the rodeo started. They were really interested in my opinion on the best deep-fried food."
- The sudden onset of lactose intolerance: "Dairy products? Me? Never heard of 'em."
- A very important meeting with your cat: "It was urgent."
How To... Rodeo-Related Questions
How to survive the crowds?
- Arrive early or late to avoid the biggest rushes.
How to eat your weight in fried food without feeling sick?
- Challenge accepted. But seriously, pace yourself.
How to dance like a cowboy (or cowgirl)?
- Just let loose and have fun. Nobody's judging (too harshly).
How to pick the perfect cowboy hat?
- Consider your face shape and personal style.
How to enjoy the rodeo without actually going?
- Watch it on TV, look at pictures, or just dream about it.