Houston, We Have a Problem (or Not)
So, you're tired of the Houston heat, huh? You're dreaming of sweaters, hot chocolate, and maybe even a little snow (okay, maybe not the snow part). Let's talk about when this tropical paradise will finally decide to give us a taste of winter.
When Does the Torture End?
Let's be honest, Houston's idea of winter is a warm hug from a stranger. You know it's cold when you need a light jacket to walk your dog. But let’s break it down:
- November: This is when Houston starts to think about being cold. Temperatures might drop to the mid-70s, and you’ll start seeing people break out their questionable fall fashion choices.
- December, January, February: This is when you might actually need that light jacket. Temperatures can dip into the 40s or even 30s at night, which is basically Siberia for Houstonians. But don’t get too excited; it’s more of a “not as hot” than “freeze your buns off” situation.
What About the Polar Vortex?
Ah, the Polar Vortex. Houston’s version of a monster movie. It’s that rare occasion when temperatures plummet so low that people actually start talking about snow. But let’s be real, even when it does happen, it’s usually a brief and underwhelming experience.
Just Give Me the Cold Hard Truth
Okay, okay. Houston is not exactly known for its frigid temperatures. But if you're longing for cooler weather, your best bet is to plan a trip somewhere north in the winter. Or, you could always embrace the heat and invest in a really good pool.
How to Survive Houston Winters
- How to dress for a Houston winter: Layers, my friend. Layers. Start with a light base layer, add a sweater, and top it off with a light jacket. You might need to shed layers as the day goes on.
- How to stay warm indoors: Turn up the thermostat, light a fire (if you have one), and cuddle up with a blanket.
- How to find indoor activities: Houston actually has a pretty decent indoor scene. Check out museums, theaters, and shopping malls to escape the cold.
- How to embrace the heat instead: Pool parties, anyone? Or maybe you could try your hand at gardening.
- How to plan a winter getaway: Start saving now! There are plenty of places to escape the Houston heat, from snowy mountain retreats to tropical beach destinations.
