Houston, We Have a Cold Problem
So, Houston, let’s talk about the elephant in the room (or should I say, the polar bear in the living room?). It’s cold. Like, really cold. For a city that’s synonymous with humidity and heat, this is a serious case of identity crisis. I mean, we’re supposed to be sweating through our clothes, not shivering in them.
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When Will This Polar Vortex Party End?
The real question on everyone’s lips is: when will this arctic blast finally bugger off? I’ve checked the weather app more times than I care to admit, and all I get are these cryptic phrases like "cold front" and "arctic air mass." Can someone please translate that into "normal Houston weather is on its way"?
I’ve resorted to wearing everything I own in one outfit. I’m currently sporting a combination of thermal underwear, jeans, two sweaters, a scarf, and mittens. I look like a walking, talking, slightly ridiculous onion. And don’t even get me started on the layers of blankets I’ve become one with at night.
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Survival Tips for the Houston Freeze
- Embrace the Indoor Life: Become one with your couch. Netflix, anyone?
- Invest in Warm Beverages: Hot chocolate, coffee, tea – whatever keeps you warm. Just make sure you don’t burn your tongue.
- Layer Up Like a Pro: The onion method is your friend.
- Find a Warm Body: Cuddling is optional but highly recommended.
- Start Planning Your Summer Revenge: Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or, in this case, hot.
How to Survive This Houston Winter (Hint: Patience)
Let's face it, Houston winters are more of a character-building experience than anything else. But fear not, there's light at the end of the tunnel (or should we say, heat?).
- How to stay warm without turning up the heat? Layer up, drink warm fluids, and find a sunny spot.
- How to prevent your pipes from freezing? Let faucets drip slightly, open cabinet doors to expose pipes to warmer indoor air.
- How to find indoor activities in Houston? Museums, theaters, shopping malls, and indoor play areas are your best bet.
- How to make the most of the cold weather? Enjoy cozy nights in, try new winter recipes, and binge-watch your favorite shows.
- How to prepare for the eventual heat wave? Start planning your summer vacation now!
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