When Will Stray Kids Bless New York With Their Presence? A Cryptic Guide
Okay, so, you're a STAY, right? You're one of those people who can recite every Stray Kids lyric, knows their blood types, and probably has a shrine dedicated to them in your closet. I get it. I really get it. We're in this together. But let's talk about the elephant in the room: When the heck are Stray Kids coming to New York?
The Eternal Question
This is a question that has plagued STAYs worldwide since the dawn of time (or at least since 2018). JYP Entertainment, if you’re reading this, please, for the love of all that is holy, bring these boys to the Big Apple. We promise to behave (mostly).
I know, I know. We've been through this before. Every time there's a whisper of a wind, we lose our minds. "They're coming! They're coming!" we scream, only to be met with the cold, hard truth: no, they're not. But fear not, fellow STAYs! Hope is not lost.
The Art of Speculation
Let's engage in some good old-fashioned speculation. Maybe they’re secretly planning a surprise concert. Maybe they’re learning how to make pizza to fit in with the New York culture. Maybe they're just really, really busy saving the world from aliens or something. Who knows? But one thing's for sure: when they do come, it's going to be epic.
Until then, we can dream, right? We can create elaborate fan fiction scenarios in our heads. We can practice our dance moves in front of the mirror (or our pets, if you're like me). We can even start saving up for concert tickets, just in case. It's a full-time job, but someone's gotta do it.
How to...
- How to survive the wait? Binge-watch all Stray Kids content, join online fan communities, and practice your patience.
- How to prepare for the concert? Start saving money, learn the choreography, and practice your high-pitched screaming.
- How to cope with FOMO when your friends go to a Stray Kids concert? Surround yourself with Stray Kids content, find other concert buddies, and plan your own mini-concert at home.
- How to convince your friends to become STAYs? Show them the light, share the music, and introduce them to the chaotic yet lovable members of Stray Kids.
- How to keep your hopes up? Remember, miracles happen. Believe in the power of STAYs and the magic of K-pop.
So there you have it. A comprehensive guide to surviving the wait for Stray Kids in New York. Let's keep our fingers crossed and our faith strong. We'll get there eventually!
Disclaimer: This post is based on pure speculation and wishful thinking. No guarantees are made.