Where to Find the Chosen People in LA: A Tourist's Guide (Sort Of)
So, you're in LA, the city of dreams, sunshine, and apparently, a disproportionate number of people who really like bagels. You're probably wondering, "Where can I find these mythical creatures known as Jews?" Well, buckle up, because I'm about to spill the beans (or rather, the matzo balls).
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| Where Do Jewish People Live In Los Angeles |
The Westside: Where the Magic Happens
Let's start with the obvious: the Westside. Think Beverly Hills, Bel Air, and those places where people have more zeros in their bank accounts than you have hairs on your head. It's like the Jewish Riviera, except with palm trees instead of French Riviera vibes. You'll find plenty of designer boutiques, overpriced delis, and people who can probably buy their way out of any traffic ticket.
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But wait, there's more!
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Don't be fooled into thinking that the Westside is the only place to spot a Jew in LA. While it's a hotbed of Jewish activity, there are other, more down-to-earth neighborhoods with thriving Jewish communities.
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The Valley: A Hidden Gem
The San Fernando Valley might not be the first place that comes to mind when you think of Jewish LA, but trust me, there's a solid Jewish presence there. Think of it as the more laid-back cousin of the Westside. You'll find plenty of kosher pizza joints, Hebrew schools, and people who root for the Rams (but secretly hope the Eagles win).
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Pico-Robertson: The Kosher Mecca
If you're looking for an authentic Jewish experience, look no further than Pico-Robertson. This neighborhood is like a little slice of New York City transplanted to sunny California. You'll find everything you need here: kosher supermarkets, synagogues, and enough delis to satisfy even the pickiest of eaters.
So, How Do You Blend In?
Now that you know where to find the Jewish population in LA, you might be wondering how to fit in. Here are a few tips:
- Learn some Yiddish: Okay, maybe not all of Yiddish, but knowing a few phrases can go a long way.
- Eat your latkes: No, seriously. Latkes are delicious.
- Discuss the latest episode of "Schitt's Creek": This is a universal language among Jewish people.
How To...
- How to find a good deli? Look for places with long lines and people arguing about pastrami vs. corned beef.
- How to dress like a LA Jew? Jorts, a t-shirt, and a really nice pair of sneakers.
- How to order at a Jewish deli? Be prepared to say "everything" at least once.
- How to survive a Jewish wedding? Bring your dancing shoes and an iron stomach for the food.
- How to tell if someone is Jewish? They’re probably arguing about something with their family.
Remember, this is just a fun overview, and there are countless other neighborhoods in LA with thriving Jewish communities. So go out there, explore, and enjoy all that this incredible city has to offer!
Disclaimer: This post is written with a sense of humor and is not intended to offend anyone.
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