Hiking in LA: More Than Just Spandex and Selfies
So, you want to escape the concrete jungle and breathe some fresh air? Good for you! You've decided to embark on a journey of self-discovery and vitamin D absorption, all while pretending you're Bear Grylls. But hold your horses, city slicker! Hiking in LA isn't just about strapping on your favorite pair of Lululemons and hoping for the best.
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| Where To Hike In Los Angeles |
Griffith Park: Nature's Playground (or So They Say)
Let's start with the obvious: Griffith Park. This sprawling green oasis is like the Central Park of LA, only with less crime and more coyotes. You can hike to the Hollywood sign, which is basically the equivalent of summiting Mount Everest for influencers. Just remember, the real adventure starts after the selfie.
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Pro tip: Pack plenty of water. And by plenty, I mean enough to fill a kiddie pool. Trust me, you'll thank me later when you're hallucinating about oases.
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Beach Hikes: Sand Between Your Toes and Salt in Your Hair
If you prefer your hikes with a side of ocean breeze and the slight possibility of celebrity spotting, then beach hiking is your jam. Malibu, Palos Verdes, and Santa Monica offer stunning coastal trails. Just be careful not to get distracted by the hot bods in Speedos. Or, you know, the actual hiking.
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Mountain Madness: For the Truly Adventurous
For those who crave a real challenge, there are plenty of mountains to conquer in and around LA. Mount Baldy, San Gabriel Mountains, and Angeles National Forest are just a few options. But beware, these hikes are not for the faint of heart (or the unprepared). You might encounter actual wildlife, like mountain lions or bears. Or, you know, other hikers.
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Important note: Don't try to be Bear Grylls. Eating a cactus or drinking your own urine is not cool.
Essential Hiking Gear (That Isn't Just Your Phone)
- Water: More than you think you need.
- Sunscreen: Because nobody wants a lobster-looking face.
- Good shoes: Flip-flops are not hiking boots.
- Snacks: Energy bars or trail mix will keep you going.
- Map or GPS: Because getting lost in the wilderness is less glamorous than it sounds.
How to...
- How to avoid rattlesnakes? Hike in groups and make noise. Rattlesnakes generally want to avoid humans.
- How to pack the perfect hiking snack? Opt for protein-packed options like nuts, seeds, and jerky.
- How to choose the right hike? Consider your fitness level, desired distance, and elevation gain.
- How to stay safe while hiking alone? Let someone know your itinerary, carry a phone, and be aware of your surroundings.
- How to deal with unexpected wildlife? Stay calm, back away slowly, and make yourself appear larger.
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