Who Were the Houston Texans Before They Were the Houston Texans?
Let's dive into a little NFL history, shall we? You know the Houston Texans, right? That team that’s, uh, trying to find its footing in the NFL. But did you know they weren’t always the Texans? Mind blown, right?
The Oilers: A Humble Beginning (Sort Of)
Before they were the Texans, they were the Houston Oilers. Now, don't let the name fool you. They weren't exactly a bunch of roughnecks pumping oil out of the ground. They were a football team, and they were pretty good for a while. Think Warren Moon, Earl Campbell, and a whole lot of "Luv Ya Blue."
But then, the unthinkable happened. In a move that still haunts the dreams of many Houston fans, the Oilers packed their bags and moved to Tennessee. Heartbreak, betrayal, and a whole lot of "Why, God, why?" ensued.
Rise of the Texans
Fast forward a few years, and Houston, not wanting to be left out of the NFL party, decided to get its own team. Enter the Houston Texans. An expansion team, born from the ashes of the Oilers' departure. They were like a phoenix rising from the flames, or more accurately, a team rising from the disappointment of a city.
It hasn't been all sunshine and rainbows for the Texans since then. There have been ups, downs, and a whole lot of sideways. But hey, every team has to start somewhere, right? Maybe one day they'll win a Super Bowl and everyone will forget about those pesky Oilers.
How to...
- How to get over the Oilers leaving Houston? Time, therapy, and a really good brisket.
- How to become a Texans fan? Low expectations and a strong stomach.
- How to explain the Texans to a non-football fan? Just say they're trying their best.
- How to survive a Texans game? Plenty of snacks and adult beverages.
- How to hope for a better future for the Texans? Cross your fingers and pray to the football gods.
