The Hitchhiker: More Than Just a Thumbs Up
So, you wanna know about the hitchhiker in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the world of horror, where the only thing scarier than Leatherface is the question, "Why did that guy hitchhike in Texas?"
The Face That Launched a Thousand Nightmares
Let's talk about the hitchhiker. Not the friendly, backpack-wearing type who's just looking for a ride to the next town. We're talking about the guy with the face that could petrify a stone. Played by the incredibly talented (and surprisingly normal-looking) Ed Neal, this hitchhiker is the kind of guy who makes you rethink ever sticking out your thumb for a lift, even if you're stranded in the middle of the Sahara.
That red streak on his face? Not lipstick, folks. It's the horror movie equivalent of a neon sign that screams, "Don't pick me up!" But, of course, our hapless protagonists being the epitome of bad decisions, they do just that. And the rest, as they say, is horror history.
The Hitchhiker's Legacy
Beyond being a terrifyingly memorable character, the hitchhiker has also achieved a certain level of cult status. He's been the subject of countless nightmares, fan theories, and even cosplay attempts (we're not sure how comfortable those costumes are).
It's a testament to the character's impact that he's still being talked about decades after the film's release. I mean, let's face it, how many other horror movie characters can say they've got their own Wikipedia page?
Frequently Asked Questions (Or Should That Be Terrified Questions?)
How to survive a hitchhiker encounter?
- Don't pick up strangers, especially if they look like they've been in a blender.
- If you must, keep the windows rolled up and doors locked.
- Carry pepper spray or a taser. Or a chainsaw. Just kidding (about the chainsaw).
How to channel your inner hitchhiker?
- Grow a questionable beard.
- Develop a taste for human flesh (just kidding again).
- Practice your best maniacal laugh.
How to get over the fear of hitchhikers?
- Watch comedies. Lots of them.
- Remember, most hitchhikers are probably just normal people looking for a ride.
- Consider getting a car.
How to dress like the hitchhiker for Halloween?
- Start with a red streak of makeup.
- Add some dirt and grime for authenticity.
- Don't forget the crazy eyes.
How to avoid being the next victim in a horror movie?
- Don't go to isolated locations with your friends.
- Trust your gut. If something feels off, it probably is.
- Invest in a good security system.