Who’s Calling the Plays Now? Meet the Texans’ New Coach
So, the Houston Texans decided to shake things up and get themselves a new coach. Shocker, right? Like, it’s not like they’ve been through a revolving door of coaches or anything. But hey, third time’s a charm, right? Or is it sixth? Who’s counting?
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DeMeco Ryans: The Man, the Myth, the Legend (Maybe)
Meet DeMeco Ryans, the fresh face (well, not that fresh) on the Texans’ sideline. He’s got a Super Bowl ring, which is more than most of us can say. But can he translate his playing prowess into coaching genius? Only time will tell.
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Some folks are calling him the next great coach. Others are just hoping he can get the team to win more than four games in a season. We’re somewhere in the middle. It’s like when you order a pizza and hope it's not terrible, but you’re not exactly expecting a gourmet masterpiece either.
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Can He Turn Things Around?
The Texans have been a bit of a dumpster fire lately. Like, a dumpster fire that’s also on fire. So, can Ryans come in and work his magic? Will he be able to turn this team into a contender? Or will he just be another name on the long list of failed Texans coaches?
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Only time will tell. But hey, at least it's entertaining to watch. Kind of like a train wreck, but with football.
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How to...
- How to become a Texans fan: Easy, just have a high tolerance for disappointment.
- How to impress a Texans fan: Mention how much you love the team’s color scheme. Or, you know, just don’t bring up football.
- How to survive a Texans game: Bring plenty of snacks and drinks. And maybe some earplugs.
- How to cope with being a Texans fan: Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.
- How to tell if the Texans are actually going to win: When pigs fly.
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