Who Are the Texas Longhorns’ Rivals? A Tale of Hatred and Hoo-Rah
Let's talk football, y'all! More specifically, let's talk about the Texas Longhorns and their arch-nemeses. Now, being a Longhorn fan is like being a member of a very loud, very proud family. And like any family, we have our favorite cousins and, well, let's just say some relatives we'd rather avoid.
The Red River Showdown: Oklahoma, Our Favorite Haters
First and foremost, we have the Oklahoma Sooners. This is the rivalry that defines college football. It's like the Yankees and the Red Sox, but with more boots and bigger hats. The Red River Shootout is an annual tradition where we gather in the middle of a state fair to watch our beloved Longhorns beat the crimson and cream. Or, you know, the other way around. But let's not dwell on that.
The Lone Star Showdown: Texas A&M, The Ex We Can't Shake
Next up, we have the Texas A&M Aggies. Now, this rivalry is a bit more complicated. It's like that ex who keeps popping up on your social media. We used to be best friends, then they broke our hearts by leaving for the SEC. But let's be honest, we still can't stand them. The Lone Star Showdown is a game that's always circled on the calendar, even though it's been a while since we've actually played.
Other Rivals: Baylor, TCU, and the Rest
We also have some other rivals to mention, although they don't quite hold a candle to Oklahoma or A&M. Baylor has been giving us a run for our money lately, but let's not get too carried away. TCU is also a thorn in our side, especially since they joined the Big 12. And let's not forget about Texas Tech, who we always seem to play in nail-biting games.
So, who's the biggest rival? It's a tough call. Oklahoma holds the historical edge, but A&M has that extra layer of drama. Personally, I'm still bitter about A&M leaving, so I'm going to go with them. But hey, that's just me.
How to Become a Longhorn Expert
- How to spot a fake Longhorn fan: True fans know the words to "The Eyes of Texas" by heart and have probably been to more than one Red River Shootout.
- How to survive a Longhorn tailgate: Bring plenty of water, sunscreen, and your favorite adult beverage. Oh, and don't forget to wear burnt orange.
- How to handle losing to Oklahoma: It's okay to cry. Just don't cry too much. There's always next year.
- How to explain the Longhorn mystique: It's a combination of tradition, pride, and a whole lot of swagger.
- How to impress a Longhorn: Learn the difference between Bevo and a steer. And for the love of all that is holy, don't mess with Bevo.
So there you have it, a brief overview of the Texas Longhorns' rivals. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just looking to learn more about college football, hopefully, this post has been informative and entertaining. Hook 'em!