Who Owns the Cubs? A Lovable Bunch (or So They Say)
Let’s talk about baseball, baby! More specifically, let’s talk about the Chicago Cubs. You know, that lovable bunch of losers who finally won a World Series after a century of heartbreak. But enough about their on-field drama, let's dive into the real juicy stuff: who actually owns these guys?
The Ricketts Family: Cubs Royalty (or Something Like It)
If you thought the Cubs were cursed, wait till you hear about their ownership history. It's like a never-ending soap opera with way less drama and a lot more money. But let's cut to the chase: the Ricketts family currently holds the golden ticket to Cubdom. That’s right, folks, these folks are the ones calling the shots (and probably deciding if the hot dogs should be Vienna Beef or some other imposter).
Tom Ricketts is the public face of the family, often spotted at Wrigley Field looking like the kind of dad who'd grill you a perfect burger and give you life advice. His siblings, Peter, Laura, and Todd, are also involved in the ownership, so you can imagine the family dinners are a real hoot.
From Wrigley to Ricketts: A Tale of Two Eras
Before the Ricketts took over, the Cubs were under the reign of the Wrigley family. Yes, that Wrigley. As in, chewing gum and the iconic ballpark. It's like owning a piece of baseball history, except with a side of minty fresh breath.
But let's be honest, the Cubs were pretty much a laughingstock during most of the Wrigley era. It was like watching a really old, really bad sitcom that just wouldn't end. But hey, at least they had a cool stadium, right?
So, What Does It Mean to Own a Baseball Team?
Owning a baseball team is like being a really rich parent with a really bratty kid. You spend a ton of money, deal with tantrums (aka losing seasons), and hope that one day your kid (aka the team) will grow up and make you proud. Except instead of college tuition, you're spending it on player salaries and stadium renovations.
But seriously, owning a sports team is a huge responsibility. It's about more than just winning games. It's about being a part of the community, creating jobs, and providing entertainment. And let's face it, it's also about making a profit. So, props to the Ricketts family for taking on this massive undertaking.
How to... Cubs Trivia
How to impress your baseball-loving friends: Drop some knowledge about the Cubs’ long history of futility. Bonus points if you can name a few of the goats cursed the team.
How to survive a Cubs game: Layer up. Chicago weather is as unpredictable as a Cubs bullpen.
How to order a classic Cubs game day food: Hot dog, with everything. Trust us.
How to deal with Cubs heartbreak: Find a good therapist or start a drinking game. Your choice.
How to enjoy a Cubs victory: Celebrate like there's no tomorrow (because there might not be if you're a Cubs fan).
So there you have it, a deep dive into the complex world of Cubs ownership. Now go forth and impress your friends with your newfound knowledge. Or just enjoy a hot dog and a cold beer. Either way, Go Cubs!