Who Was Houston's QB Last Year? A Deep Dive into Quarterback Chaos
So, you're wondering who the heck was slinging the pigskin for the Houston Texans last season? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is a rollercoaster of quarterback drama that'll make a soap opera look tame.
The Never-Ending Quarterback Carousel
Let's be honest, the Texans' quarterback situation has been about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. One year, it's a rising star; the next, it's a revolving door of backups and hopefuls.
Last year, the unenviable task of leading the Texans fell primarily on the shoulders of Davis Mills. Now, before you start googling "Who?" or "Is he even good?", let's just say Mills was like that reliable friend who's always there, but you wouldn't exactly call them a superstar.
But wait, there's more! Because football is never simple, we also had a cameo appearance by Kyle Allen. Think of him as the relief pitcher called in to save the game, but ended up walking in the winning run. Yep, it was that kind of season.
A QB Conundrum
Now, you might be wondering, "Why so many quarterbacks?" Well, dear reader, the Texans have been on a quest for their franchise savior, and it's been a bit of a bumpy ride. They've tried veterans, young guns, and everything in between. It's like they're auditioning for a reality TV show called "Quarterback Idol."
Looking Ahead
So, what does the future hold for the Texans? Well, that's a question even Nostradamus would struggle with. But with a new coaching staff and a fresh start, there's always hope for a turnaround.
How to...
- How to avoid quarterback headaches: Become a fan of a team with a stable QB situation.
- How to impress your football-loving friends: Learn the names of all the Texans' quarterbacks from the past five years.
- How to survive a Texans game: Stock up on snacks, alcohol, and patience.
- How to become a Texans GM: Develop a time machine to draft Peyton Manning in his prime.
- How to predict the future of the Texans: Become a psychic or just enjoy the ride.