The Zodiac Killer: New York Edition (Or, Not Really)
So, you wanna talk about the Zodiac Killer, huh? Well, buckle up, because we're about to dive into a thrilling tale of mistaken identity, astrology, and a whole lot of drama. Let’s clear something up right away: There was no Zodiac Killer in New York City. The original Zodiac terrorized Northern California, sending cryptic letters, killing people, and generally being a massive jerk.
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Enter Heriberto Seda: The Wannabe Zodiac
But fear not, because we do have a wannabe! Meet Heriberto Seda, a.k.a. the "New York Zodiac". This guy was obsessed with the original Zodiac, to the point of creepy. He even started shooting people and claiming to be the Zodiac. Talk about a bad case of copycat syndrome!
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Seda wasn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. He thought using astrology as a motive was a good idea. Like, "Hey, I'm gonna kill people based on their star sign. That'll totally throw the cops off!" Newsflash, Seda: astrology doesn't cause people to become murderous.
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The Downfall of a wannabe
Thankfully, Seda's reign of terror didn't last long. The NYPD, bless their souls, managed to catch this wannabe before he could really get started. And let's just say, Seda's arrest was about as dramatic as his crimes. There was a shootout, a dramatic standoff, and probably a few expletives thrown around.
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So, there you have it. The thrilling story of the New York Zodiac, who was actually just a guy with a serious case of hero worship and a penchant for violence. Let this be a lesson to all: if you're going to be a serial killer, at least be original.
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How to Become a Slightly Less Terrifying Zodiac Fan
- How to avoid being a creepy copycat: Don't try to emulate real-life criminals. It's not cool, and it's probably illegal.
- How to appreciate true crime without being obsessed: There's a fine line between interest and obsession. Know the difference.
- How to decipher cryptic messages: Learn a bit about cryptography, but don't expect to crack the Zodiac's codes anytime soon.
- How to spot a wannabe: Pay attention to details. If someone claims to be a famous serial killer, they're probably lying.
- How to enjoy a good story: Remember, most true crime stories are fictionalized for entertainment purposes.
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