Who's That Old Lady with the Chainsaw?
Let's talk about the real star of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise: not Leatherface, not the victims, but the OG badass herself, Sally Hardesty. Yep, you heard right. We're skipping the whole "chainsaw-wielding maniac" thing and going straight to the woman who lived to tell the tale.
From Damsel in Distress to Badass Grandma
Now, when we first meet Sally, she's your typical horror movie victim: screaming, running, and generally looking like she's about to become a main course. But let's be real, this chick is tougher than a boot made of nails. She survives a family of cannibals, a chainsaw-wielding maniac, and probably a few near-death experiences we don't even know about. Talk about character development!
Fast forward a few decades and bam! Sally's back, and she's not the same girl you remember. She's a grizzled, gun-toting grandma who's ready to kick some serious leatherface. It's like watching your favorite underdog grow up to be a superhero.
The Real Heroine of the Story
Seriously, let's give Sally the credit she deserves. She's the original final girl, the blueprint for every strong female character in horror movies since. While everyone else was busy being scared witless, Sally was busy plotting her escape and becoming a total badass.
So, next time you're watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre, keep your eyes on Sally. She's the real star of the show.
How to...
- How to survive a chainsaw massacre? Bring a bigger chainsaw. Just kidding! Avoid Texas, apparently.
- How to become a badass like Sally Hardesty? Probably start by surviving a chainsaw massacre. Or, you know, just be really awesome.
- How to appreciate the true hero of a horror movie? Look beyond the obvious and focus on the characters who actually do something.
- How to avoid becoming dinner? Don't wander off into the woods alone, especially if you hear chainsaws revving up.
- How to respect your elders? Especially if they’ve fought off a family of cannibals.