Chicago Med: Cancelled? You Gotta Be Kidding Me!
A Dramatic Pause for Effect
Okay, so let’s get this straight: You're telling me that Chicago Med is cancelled? The show where they perform miracles with a paperclip and a prayer? The one that makes us question our life choices every time we sneeze? The series that has us yelling at the TV more than our own family? No way, Jose!
The Unthinkable Has Happened
I mean, seriously, who thought this was a good idea? Did someone at NBC wake up one morning and say, "You know what would be really smart? Let's cancel the show that people actually watch." Because if so, that person needs a serious reality check. I'm talking a "you-need-to-watch-an-entire-season-of-Chicago-Med-without-blinking" kind of reality check.
Reasons? We Need a Doctor!
Now, I'm no medical expert (thank goodness for Dr. Choi), but I can come up with a few theories as to why this happened:
- Overdose of Drama: Maybe there was just too much drama. I mean, between the patient-of-the-week, the personal lives of the doctors, and the constant threat of lawsuits, it's a wonder anyone had time to actually heal.
- Not Enough Explosions: Let's face it, people love explosions. Maybe the show needed more car chases and shootouts. I'm just saying.
- Alien Invasion: Okay, this one is a stretch, but hear me out. Maybe aliens came down and decided that Earth was too stressful with all the medical emergencies, so they cancelled Chicago Med to calm things down.
How to Cope with the Loss of Chicago Med
Losing Chicago Med is like losing a limb. Or, more accurately, like losing your favorite pair of sweatpants. It’s comfortable, familiar, and you have no idea what to wear now. But fear not, fellow Medheads, there’s hope! Here are a few tips to help you cope:
- Find a New Addiction: Whether it's binge-watching old episodes, trying a new hobby, or simply staring at a wall, find something to occupy your time.
- Start a Support Group: Surround yourself with people who understand your pain. You can share stories, cry together, and maybe even plan a protest.
- Write Your Own Fan Fiction: If all else fails, take matters into your own hands and write your own Chicago Med adventures.
How To Questions
How to survive without Dr. Choi? Find a really good-looking doctor in your area and pretend they're him.How to fill the Chicago Med-shaped hole in your heart? Adopt a puppy. Or a kitten. Or both.How to stop binge-watching old episodes? Delete Netflix. Or just hide the remote.How to cope with the fact that there will never be another Will and Natalie wedding? Therapy. Lots of therapy.How to convince NBC to bring Chicago Med back? Start a petition, write angry letters, and maybe sacrifice a small animal.
Okay, so maybe that last one was a bit extreme, but you get the point. We miss Chicago Med, and we want it back!