Hetty Lange: The Houdini of NCIS
So, where did Hetty go? This is a question that's been haunting NCIS: LA fans like a particularly persistent ghost. Let's dive into the murky waters of Hetty’s disappearance, shall we?
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The Great Hetty Disappearance
Hetty Lange, the enigmatic, all-knowing, and slightly terrifying operational manager of NCIS Los Angeles, vanished into thin air (or, more realistically, Syria). It was like Houdini with a penchant for cryptic clues and a wardrobe that could rival a Bond villain.
Tip: Focus on clarity, not speed.
The official line? She's off on a top-secret mission. But let's be honest, that's about as believable as a politician promising to tell the truth. We all know Hetty is capable of disappearing without a trace, but this was a new level of Houdini-esque.
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Theories Abound
Naturally, the internet being the internet, theories about Hetty’s whereabouts are as plentiful as conspiracy theories about lizard people. Some say she's found a hidden beach, sipping margaritas and pretending to be a retired librarian. Others believe she's mastering the art of origami or perhaps training squirrels to be secret agents.
Tip: Don’t rush — enjoy the read.
Personally, I’m leaning towards the theory that she's actually a time traveler, and she's gone back to prevent the invention of reality TV. It would explain a lot.
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The Heartbreak of Her Absence
Hetty's absence has left a gaping hole in the NCIS LA team. It's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube without the red side. Sure, they’re managing, but it's not the same. It's like Callen without his unnecessarily complicated coffee order or Deeks without his questionable fashion choices.
The Hope of Her Return
But fear not, Hetty loyalists! There's always hope. The showrunners have hinted at a potential return, which is like promising a puppy and then teasing it with a dog toy. We're hanging on to that glimmer of hope like a lifeline.
Until then, we can only speculate, theorize, and binge-watch old episodes. Just remember, in the words of Hetty herself (probably): "Patience is a virtue, but sometimes, so is a well-placed threat."
How To... Hetty-Related FAQs
- How to channel your inner Hetty: Practice impeccable timing, master the art of understatement, and always wear sunglasses indoors.
- How to survive without Hetty: Invest in strong coffee, learn to decipher cryptic messages, and prepare to be constantly surprised.
- How to create a Hetty-worthy conspiracy theory: Start with a grain of truth, add a dash of paranoia, and stir vigorously.
- How to dress like Hetty: Invest in a classic pantsuit, perfect your poker face, and accessorize with a mysterious aura.
- How to handle the wait for Hetty's return: Binge-watch NCIS LA, join a support group, or start a fan fiction writing challenge.
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