Severide: The Houdini of Chicago Fire
So, Severide. Our boy Kelly Severide. The man, the myth, the firefighter who seems to have a one-way ticket to disappearing acts. Let's dive into the magical world of Severide’s absences, shall we?
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| Why Did Severide Leave Chicago Fire Again |
Disappearing Act: Round One
The first time Severide decided to pull a Houdini was in Season 11. Poof! Gone. Just like that. Turns out, the man had a burning desire (pun intended) to become an arson investigation expert. So, off he went to some fire academy in the middle of nowhere to learn how to be even more of a badass.
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While we were all sitting there wondering if we'd ever see his chiseled face again, Stella Kidd, the ever-loyal wife, went on a rescue mission. And lo and behold, she brought him back. But let's be honest, part of us was secretly hoping he'd just stay gone. A Severide-sized hole in the Firehouse 51 crew would have made for some interesting drama.
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Disappearing Act: Round Two
Fast forward to Season 12. We’re barely over the shock of Severide's return when bam! He’s off again. This time, it's Arizona calling. Some serial arsonist was wreaking havoc, and Severide, being the hero he is, couldn't resist the chance to play detective.
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Now, don't get me wrong, we appreciate Severide's dedication to his job. But can't a guy just stay put for more than five minutes? It's starting to feel like a recurring plotline: Severide gets a call, packs his bags, and disappears into the sunset.
Tip: Pause whenever something stands out.
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Will He, Won't He?
The question on everyone's lips is: will Severide ever actually stay in Chicago? At this point, it's like waiting for a delayed flight. You're never quite sure if he's coming back or if you should just cancel your plans.
But hey, maybe this constant disappearing act is Severide's secret plan to keep us all on our toes. Or perhaps he's just really, really good at avoiding Monday morning shifts. Either way, we can't help but be entertained by his nomadic lifestyle.
How To... Severide Edition
While we're on the topic of Severide, let's address some burning questions (pun intended again):
- How to disappear like Severide: Simply announce a sudden and urgent work assignment. Bonus points if it involves fire.
- How to be as charming as Severide: Confidence, a leather jacket, and a questionable amount of gel.
- How to handle a wife like Stella Kidd: Be prepared for anything, from rescuing you from arson investigations to planning your funeral.
- How to survive the Chicago Firehouse: Develop a thick skin, a love for pizza, and a knack for dodging flying objects.
- How to keep viewers guessing: Just when they think they have you figured out, pull a surprise move.
So there you have it, folks. The mysterious case of Kelly Severide. Will he ever find a permanent home in Chicago? Only time (and the showrunners) will tell.
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