On Line or In Line? A New York Minute Mystery
So, you’ve heard New Yorkers say “on line” instead of “in line.” It’s like a linguistic black hole that sucks in unsuspecting tourists and spits out confused murmurs. But fear not, gentle reader, I’m here to shed some light on this peculiar phenomenon.
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The Great On Line Debate
First off, let's get one thing straight: grammatically speaking, “in line” is the correct phrase. But New York, being the city that it is, has its own rules. It’s like the city is a rebellious teenager who insists on dyeing their hair purple and wearing ripped jeans to a job interview. And you know what? We kind of love it.
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Some linguists claim it's a remnant of the city’s Dutch heritage, others say it's just a quirky New York thing. Personally, I think it’s a secret code to see if you’re a true New Yorker or not. If you automatically say “on line,” you get a gold star. If you correct someone, well, let’s just say you might get a funny look.
Tip: Let the key ideas stand out.
Why Do We Care?
You might be wondering, “Who cares if they say ‘on line’ or ‘in line’? It’s just a word!” And to that, I say, fair point. But it’s more than just a word. It’s a cultural marker. It’s a tiny piece of the New York City puzzle that makes the city so unique.
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Plus, it’s just plain fun to debate. It’s like arguing about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. You’ll never agree, but it’s a great way to pass the time.
Tip: Focus more on ideas, less on words.
How to Sound Like a New Yorker (Sort Of)
Okay, so you want to fit in with the locals? Here are a few quick tips:
- Master the art of complaining: Whether it’s the weather, the rent, or the subway, there’s always something to complain about in New York.
- Develop a thick skin: New Yorkers are known for their directness. Don’t take it personally.
- Learn to walk fast: The city that never sleeps doesn’t have time for slow walkers.
How To...
- How to order a coffee like a New Yorker: Just say "regular."
- How to navigate the subway: Always have an exit strategy.
- How to find a good bagel: Ask a local.
- How to survive a New York winter: Layers, layers, and more layers.
- How to appreciate the city: Take a walk and really look around.
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