NYC: The New Atlantis (or Just Really Rainy)
New York City, the concrete jungle where dreams are made (and umbrellas are essential accessories). Right now, it feels more like a tropical rainforest than the city that never sleeps. I mean, seriously, has Noah built another ark yet? Because I'm starting to think it might be time.
The Deluge of the Century (or Maybe Just This Week)
I’m not sure what’s going on up there, but Mother Nature seems to have a particular vendetta against our hair and makeup. It’s like she’s personally offended by our attempts at looking presentable. Every time we think we’ve conquered the frizz and managed to apply eyeliner without it ending up in our hairline, BAM! Another downpour.
Some people are blaming climate change, others are pointing fingers at the Jersey Devil (hey, it’s a possibility), and there’s even a conspiracy theory floating around about it being a government plot to make us all buy more raincoats. Honestly, at this point, I'm open to any explanation.
How to Survive the NYC Monsoon
- Embrace the Water Spirit: Become one with the rain. Dance in the puddles, sing in the storm, and channel your inner mermaid.
- Invest in a Good Umbrella: Not just any umbrella, but one that can withstand a hurricane. And maybe a life jacket while you're at it.
- Discover the Joys of Indoor Activities: Rediscover the magic of board games, binge-watching, and perfecting your sourdough starter.
- Start a Raincoat Fashion Show: Channel your inner fashionista and create the most stylish raincoat ensemble you can. Winner gets bragging rights (and maybe a free umbrella).
- Embrace the Silver Lining: Free car washes, lush greenery, and lower air pollution are just a few of the perks of all this rain. Try to focus on the positives!
How To...
- How to avoid looking like a drowned rat? Invest in a good waterproof jacket and carry a compact umbrella.
- How to survive a commute in the rain? Leave early, wear waterproof shoes, and consider taking public transportation.
- How to find indoor activities in NYC? Check out museums, theaters, and indoor shopping malls.
- How to make the most of a rainy day? Cozy up with a good book, watch a movie, or try a new recipe.
- How to stay positive during a rainy season? Focus on the good things in life and remember that this too shall pass.