Chicago: The City of Wind, Not Wonder (at least for this eclipse)
So, you’re wondering if Chicago is going to have a total freak-out over the 2024 solar eclipse, right? Well, buckle up, because I’ve got some news for you: it’s not exactly a total party.
The Eclipse: A Cosmic Letdown for Chicagoans?
Let's get one thing straight: Chicago is not in the path of totality. No, I'm not talking about a new deep-dish pizza craze. Totality is when the moon completely covers the sun, and it's basically the solar eclipse equivalent of winning the lottery. Unfortunately for Chicagoans, you're stuck with the runner-up prize: a partial eclipse.
Now, don't get me wrong, a partial eclipse is still pretty cool. It's like getting a slice of pizza instead of a whole pie. Sure, it's not as satisfying, but hey, it's still pizza! But let's be honest, Chicagoans are used to bigger and better things. We're talking deep-dish, towering skyscrapers, and world-class museums. A partial eclipse just doesn't cut it.
So, What Can Chicagoans Expect?
Well, you can expect to see about 94% of the sun covered by the moon. That's still pretty impressive, right? But let's be real, it's not going to be like those dramatic photos you see online. It'll be more like a slightly cloudy day.
But fear not, Chicagoans! There's still hope. You can always road trip to somewhere in the path of totality. Just make sure to pack plenty of snacks, because traffic is going to be a nightmare. Or, you can stay home, watch the eclipse on TV, and pretend you're experiencing it firsthand.
Protect Your Peepers!
Before you start planning your eclipse-watching party, remember one important thing: protect your eyes. Looking directly at the sun, even during a partial eclipse, can cause serious damage. So, invest in a pair of certified eclipse glasses. Trust me, your eyesight is worth it.
How to... Eclipse Edition
How to watch the eclipse safely?
- Use certified eclipse glasses.
How to avoid disappointment if you're not in the path of totality?
- Lower your expectations.
How to survive the crowds if you're road tripping?
- Plan ahead, pack snacks, and maybe listen to a soothing podcast.
How to impress your friends with your eclipse knowledge?
- Read this post.
How to cope with FOMO if everyone else is seeing a total eclipse?
- Remind yourself that Chicago has deep-dish pizza.
