Will James Houston Play This Week? The Million-Dollar Question
So, you're one of those people, huh? The kind who wakes up on Monday morning and immediately checks if James Houston is playing this week. Don't worry, you're not alone. There's a whole support group for people like us. We call ourselves the "Houston Hustlers."
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The Great Houston Hype Machine
James Houston, the man, the myth, the legend. One moment he's sacking quarterbacks like it's going out of style, the next he's on the injury report with something that sounds like it belongs in a medieval torture chamber. It's enough to give anyone whiplash.
The real question is: Can James Houston stay healthy for more than two consecutive games? It's like trying to hold onto a greased pig – you just can't seem to get a good grip.
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How to Handle Houston Hype
We've all been there: The excitement of seeing Houston on the injury report as "questionable" turns into despair when he's ruled out. It's a rollercoaster of emotions that would make even the bravest fan flinch. But fear not, Houston Hustlers, we have some tips:
- Don't get your hopes up too high: Remember that old saying, "Hope is a good breakfast but a bad supper"? Yeah, that applies here.
- Embrace the uncertainty: It's like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get. But hey, that's part of the fun!
- Find a hobby: Maybe learn to knit, or take up taxidermy. Something to distract you when Houston is inevitably ruled out.
How to...
- How to predict if James Houston will play: Unfortunately, there's no crystal ball. Even the Lions' medical staff seems to be guessing.
- How to cope with Houston being out: Stock up on ice cream, your favorite binge-worthy show, and a comfy blanket.
- How to celebrate when Houston plays: Break out the confetti, the champagne, and the questionable dance moves.
- How to survive the rollercoaster of Houston's injury status: Deep breaths, meditation, and maybe a little therapy.
- How to become a Houston Hustler: Simple, just love James Houston and be prepared for anything.
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