Is Severide Really Gone This Time? A Deep Dive into Fan Angst
Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the firehouse - Severide. More specifically, will Kelly Severide, the smoldering hot captain with a heart of gold (and those biceps), ever actually stay at Firehouse 51? It's like a never-ending game of "will he, won't he" that's been going on since the show's inception.
Severide: The Houdini of Chicago Fire
We've seen Severide disappear more times than a magic act. He's been on special assignments, undercover ops, and even took a little sabbatical to Alabama for arson training. It's like the writers have a personal vendetta against us fans, dangling the possibility of a Severide-less Firehouse 51 like a carrot on a stick.
Is it just me, or does it feel like every time Severide packs his bags, we collectively hold our breath, waiting for the other shoe to drop? I mean, the man can't even enjoy a peaceful dinner with his wife without some crisis dragging him away. It's like he's a magnet for trouble, and we, the viewers, are the unwilling spectators to his chaotic life.
The Severide Conundrum: Will He Stay or Will He Go?
So, what's the deal? Is Severide ever going to settle down and be a regular, everyday firefighter? Or is he destined to be a perpetual nomad, chasing adrenaline rushes and leaving a trail of broken hearts (and slightly concerned fans) in his wake?
The truth is, we don't know. And that's what keeps us coming back for more. It's the uncertainty, the thrill of the chase, the hope that maybe, just maybe, this time Severide will stick around. But then again, who are we kidding? This is Chicago Fire. Expect the unexpected.
How to Cope with Severide's Absences
If you're finding it difficult to cope with Severide's frequent departures, here are a few tips:
- How to survive a Severide-less episode: Stock up on your favorite snacks, binge-watch old episodes, and find a supportive online community.
- How to deal with Severide's return: Prepare yourself for an emotional rollercoaster. Be ready to celebrate his return while simultaneously dreading his inevitable departure.
- How to accept that Severide might never stay put: Embrace the chaos. After all, life would be pretty boring without a little drama.
- How to write a heartfelt letter to the Chicago Fire writers: Practice your typing skills. You might need to express your frustrations (or love) for the character.
- How to plan for Severide's next departure: Invest in a good therapist. Just kidding (kind of).
Ultimately, whether Severide stays or goes, one thing's for sure: he's a core part of what makes Chicago Fire the thrilling show that it is. So, while we may complain about his absences, we can't deny that we're addicted to the drama.
Here's hoping that Season 13 brings us a Severide who's here to stay. Or at least for a while.