Is There Life After Los Angeles? (Or at Least a Sequel)
So, you've just finished binge-watching Battle: Los Angeles again, huh? You're not alone. Every time I see those alien beasties, I can't help but wonder: Where's the sequel, people? It’s like Hollywood has forgotten that aliens exist and they really, really want to party on Earth.
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| Will There Be A Sequel To The Movie Battle Los Angeles |
The Sequel Saga
Let's dive into this cosmic conspiracy. Battle: Los Angeles was a pretty big deal when it came out. It was like, "Oh hey, aliens are attacking our beloved LA! Let's blow stuff up!" And we loved it. But then, crickets. No sequel. Nada. Zilch.
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Some say it's because the first one didn't make enough money. But honestly, who counts money when there's alien butt-kicking involved? Others whisper about creative differences. Like, maybe the director wanted to give the aliens a spa day after all that fighting.
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Hope is Not Lost (Yet)
But fear not, fellow alien invasion enthusiasts! There's still hope. Rumors, whispers, and the occasional "inside source" have hinted at a potential sequel. Maybe the aliens are just taking a long break to plan their next attack. Or, more likely, Hollywood is busy figuring out how to make it even more explosive and ridiculous.
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I mean, imagine the possibilities! Alien superweapons, underwater battles, maybe even alien-human hybrids! It's enough to make a sci-fi geek drool.
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What Can We Do?
While we wait for the green light on Battle: Los Angeles 2, we can do our part to keep the dream alive. Let's start a petition, flood social media with #BattleLosAngeles2, and maybe even write our own fan fiction. Who knows, maybe a Hollywood producer will stumble upon our brilliant ideas and hire us as consultants.
In the meantime, let's just keep watching the first one and pretending that the sequel is playing in our heads.
How To... Survive the Wait for a Sequel
- How to survive an alien invasion: Practice your running, stock up on canned goods, and invest in a really good pair of earplugs.
- How to write
fan fiction: Unleash your inner writer and create your own alien adventure. - How to build an alien-proof bunker: Just in case.
- How to master the art of alien-spotting:
Never know when you might see one. - How to cope with disappointment: (If the sequel never happens) Find a new hobby, like collecting rocks or staring at walls.
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