Oh Philly, We Have a Problem (But Don't Worry, It's Not You...This Time)
So you wake up, bleary-eyed and ready to conquer the day, only to be greeted by a sight that makes your morning coffee curdle. Your trash is still sitting curbside, like a rejected prom date. Don't fret, fellow Philadelphian, this doesn't mean you've suddenly developed telekinetic powers and willed your garbage bags back from the sanitation truck. It just means there's been a missed trash pickup.
Fear not, trash titan! We've all been there. Maybe the truck driver got hangry and needed a cheesesteak break (hey, it happens). Whatever the reason, here's how to turn that frown upside down (and get that trash outta sight!):
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| How Do I Report Trash Not Picked Up In Philadelphia |
Calling in the Big Guns (a.k.a. 311)
The quickest way to become a trash-removal Robin Hood (minus the tights) is to dial 311. This magical number connects you directly to the city's service warriors who'll get on the case faster than you can say "wit wiz."
Pro Tip: Be prepared to answer some basic questions like your address and what kind of trash wasn't picked up (because, let's face it, a rogue mattress requires a different approach than a forgotten banana peel).
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Philly's Got Your App Back (Because Everything's Better with an App)
If you're more of a thumbs-up kinda person, there's an app for that (of course there is). Download Philly311 and report your missed trash pickup with a tap, tap, tap. It's like online dating for disgruntled trash-holders – just way less awkward.
Word to the Wise: Make sure you report the missed pickup after 7 pm on your scheduled collection day. We don't want to be those people who clog the system over a slightly tardy trash truck.
Channel Your Inner Hemingway (But Keep it Brief)
For those who prefer the written word (or maybe just haven't mastered the art of talking on the phone – no judgement!), you can also report a missed pickup online through the city's website. Just fill out a quick form and let the trash-fighting commence!
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Remember: Keep it concise. Nobody wants to read a Tolstoy-length novel about your overflowing trash can.
Frequently Asked Trash-tastic Questions:
How to find out my trash collection day?
Head over to the City's Sanitation Services website and enter your address – they'll tell you everything you need to know https://www.phila.gov/services/trash-recycling-city-upkeep/.
QuickTip: Treat each section as a mini-guide.
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How long will it take for my missed trash to be collected?
The city aims to collect missed trash within 2 business days, but hey, sometimes things happen.
How do I report illegally dumped trash?
QuickTip: A quick skim can reveal the main idea fast.
The 311 system is your friend here too! Just let them know it's not your personal trash situation and they'll send in the sanitation cavalry.
How can I avoid future missed trash pickups?
Put your trash out the night before your collection day and make sure it's within the designated collection zone (not blocking the sidewalk, etc.). Also, double-check that you're following the city's guidelines for what can and can't be put in your trash can.
How do I become a superhero of proper trash disposal?
By following these tips and keeping Philly clean, my friend! Now go forth and conquer that overflowing trash can!
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