Is That Car on My Block Haunted? Nah, It's Probably Abandoned. Here's What To Do.
We've all seen them. Cars that mysteriously appear on your street, seemingly abandoned faster than a ghost town at rush hour. Maybe it's missing a tire, weeds are sprouting from the sunroof, or it's become the neighborhood cat's new pied-�-terre. Whatever the reason, these abandoned automobiles are about as welcome as a polka band at a metal concert. But fear not, fellow Philadelphian! There's a way to banish these automotive spectres and reclaim your street's curb appeal.
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| How To Report Abandoned Cars In Philadelphia |
Busting Those Rust Buckets: Reporting 101
The good folks at Philly 311 have your back. They're like the Ghostbusters for unwanted vehicles, except with way less proton packs and a whole lot more efficiency. Here's how to report those abandoned cars like a champ:
- Dial 311: It's the number for all things Philly woes, from abandoned cars to rogue squirrels launching surprise attacks on your recycling bins (seriously, what's up with those squirrels?).
- Download the Philly 311 App: Because who wants to talk to a robot when you can tap-tap-tap your way to a ghost-car-free zone?
- Head to the Philly 311 Website: For those who prefer the power of the keyboard, you can also submit your report online.
Important Note: When reporting, be prepared to answer some questions about the car, like make, model, color, and license plate number (if visible). Also, let them know if the car looks like it's seen better days (flat tires, broken windows) and whether the steering column appears busted.
The Great Abandoned Car Mystery: How Long Does it Take?
Patience is a virtue, my friend. Once you report the car, the city will investigate to see if it truly qualifies as abandoned. This can take some time, so don't expect the Batmobile to swoop in and tow it away immediately.
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But wait, there's more! If you call 311 after following the proper reporting channels and haven't heard back in 60 business days, you can follow up on your request.
FAQ: Abandoned Car Annihilation Edition
How to Report an Abandoned Car with the Philly 311 App?
Download the app, search for "abandoned vehicle," and follow the prompts!
QuickTip: Stop to think as you go.
How to Report an Abandoned Car Online?
Head to https://www.phila.gov/services/property-lots-housing/submit-a-service-request-with-311/, search for "abandoned vehicle," and fill out the online form.
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How Long Does it Take to Remove an Abandoned Car?
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The city will investigate first, so it can take some time. Be patient, grasshopper.
What if I Haven't Heard Back in 60 Business Days?
Call 311 to follow up on your request.
QuickTip: The more attention, the more retention.
Can I Tow the Abandoned Car Myself?
No can do. Leave the towing to the professionals.
So there you have it! With a little know-how and a quick call to 311, you can turn your neighborhood from a junkyard to a haven of free street parking (though, let's be real, finding parking in Philly is another story entirely). Now get out there and report those abandoned cars! Your block (and your sanity) will thank you.
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