So You Wanna Float Your Troubles Away? A Guide to Austin's Aquatic Arteries
Ah, Austin. The land of breakfast tacos, live music, and sweltering summers that make you melt faster than a popsicle left on a sidewalk. But fear not, heat-addled friend, for there's a cure – a gloriously refreshing, gloriously lazy cure called tubing. Yes, we're talking about floating down a river in a giant pool floaty, dodging rogue coolers and questionable tan lines. But with multiple rivers around Austin, choosing the perfect one can be a daunting task. Worry not, intrepid floater, for this guide will be your kayak paddle in a sea of indecision!
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| What River To Float In Austin |
The Contenders: A Field of Floaty Fun
The San Marcos: Crystal clear, spring-fed water? Check. Abundant aquatic life that might nibble on your toes? Also check (though probably not in a bad way). The San Marcos is a great choice for a chill float, with options for both a scenic downtown cruise or a more rustic adventure further downstream. Bonus: Keep your eyes peeled for playful otters!
The Comal: Nestled in the heart of New Braunfels, the Comal is another spring-fed gem. It's a shorter float than the San Marcos, making it perfect for families or those who are short on time (or attention span). Plus, you might just float by Schlitterbahn, the waterpark of your childhood dreams. Warning: This is a popular spot, so be prepared for some serious tube traffic on a hot day.
The Guadalupe: Calling all thrill-seekers! The Guadalupe offers a more adventurous float, with some mild rapids and plenty of sunshine. The most popular stretch is the Horseshoe, a horseshoe-shaped bend in the river (shocking, we know). Just be aware: The Guadalupe can get a little wild, so it's not the best choice for young children or the faint of heart.
Barton Creek (unofficial): Technically, tubing isn't exactly sanctioned on Barton Creek, but that doesn't stop some adventurous souls from giving it a go. It's a beautiful spot, but be prepared for a shorter float and some DIY logistics (read: bringing your own tube).
Choosing Your Chariot: A Guide to Floaty Fortunes
Now that you know the rivers, let's talk tubes! Generally, you can rent tubes from the outfitters near the river. Here are some things to consider:
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- Single or double? Single tubes offer more maneuverability (perfect for dodging rogue coolers), while doubles are great for cozying up with a friend (or significant other... if you can tolerate that much togetherness in a wetsuit).
- The all-important cooler: This is your lifeline. Pack it with plenty of water, sunscreen, snacks, and maybe even a few adult beverages (if regulations allow). Pro tip: Freeze a water bottle or two beforehand – it will be a lifesaver on a scorching day.
Hitting the River: Aquatic Do's and Don'ts
- Safety first, friends! Wear sunscreen, life jackets (especially for children), and river shoes.
- Be respectful of the environment. Leave no trace – pack out all your trash.
- BYOB… But responsibly! Check the regulations on the specific river you're floating.
- Bring a waterproof phone case. Capture those Insta-worthy moments (but avoid holding up the line for the perfect selfie).
- Relax and have fun! That's the whole point, right?
FAQ: Frequently Asked Floater Questions
How to get to the river? Most outfitters offer shuttle services to and from the river.
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How long are the floats? It depends on the river, but they typically range from 2-5 hours.
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How much does it cost? Prices vary depending on the company and the float duration, but expect to pay around $20-$40 per person.
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What should I wear? A swimsuit, cover-up, and river shoes are ideal.
Can I bring my dog? Not all rivers allow pets, so check the regulations beforehand.
Now you're armed with the knowledge to navigate the aquatic adventures that await! So grab your floaties, sunscreen, and sense of humor, and get ready to float your troubles away on the rivers of Austin!
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