Battling Blight in the D: A Citizen's Guide to Taking Back the Block (with minimal sweat involved)
Let's face it, Detroit: we've all seen our fair share of abandoned houses that look like they belong on the set of a zombie apocalypse movie. But fear not, fellow citizens! We have the power to fight back against the blight! That's right, it's time to dust off your metaphorical cape and become a blight-busting superhero... without the tights (those are optional).
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| How Do I File A Blight Complaint In Detroit |
Step 1: Identify Your Blighty Nemesis
Is it a house that looks like it hasn't seen a lick of paint since the Ford Model T roamed the streets? An overflowing yard that could qualify as a small landfill? The key here is to be specific. The more details you provide, the faster the city can send in the blight-battling cavalry.
Pro Tip: If your nemesis has achieved true villain status (think boarded-up windows and a suspicious amount of creepy crawlies), snap a photo for evidence. Just remember, with great photographic power comes great responsibility (and the responsibility might involve not getting too close).
Step 2: Choose Your Blight-Busting Weapon
There are two main ways to report blight in Detroit:
Tip: Absorb, don’t just glance.
- Phoning in the Big Guns: Dial (313) 224-3115 and unleash the power of the Detroit Department of Buildings, Safety Engineering and Environmental Department (BSEED, say that ten times fast).
- The Digital Do-Gooder: Head over to the City of Detroit's website (
https://detroitmi.gov/how-do-i/report-problem/blight-complaints
Remember: When reporting, keep it clear and concise. Address, description of the blight, and your contact information are the key ingredients to a successful blight complaint.
Step 3: Sit Back, Relax, and Enjoy a Vernors (Because You Deserve It)
You've done your civic duty, citizen! Now crack open a cold Vernors and watch as Detroit reclaims its sparkle. The city will investigate your complaint, and hopefully, the blight will be a thing of the past.
Bonus Tip: If you're feeling particularly enthusiastic, you can always follow up on your complaint to check on the city's progress.
Tip: Focus on sections most relevant to you.
Frequently Asked Blight-Busting Questions:
How to take a picture of blight that doesn't endanger me?
Use your zoom function, there's no need to get up close and personal with the villainous property.
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How long does it take to resolve a blight complaint?
QuickTip: Read actively, not passively.
The city aims to resolve complaints within 45 days, but this can vary depending on the situation.
How can I find out about the progress of my complaint?
Call BSEED at (313) 224-3115 and reference your complaint number.
QuickTip: Read in order — context builds meaning.
What if the blight seems dangerous?
If the property poses an immediate threat (like a collapsing roof), call 911.
Can I report blight anonymously?
Yes, you can report blight anonymously when filing your complaint.
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