The Great Boston Snowmageddon of... July? Here's What You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It's Not Happening)
Ah, Boston. City of Champions, land of chowder, and... basking in the glorious heat of July? That's right, folks, because if you're worried about breaking out the snow boots and shovel, well, you can channel that energy into prepping for the beach instead.
So, How Much Snow Are We REALLY Talking About?
Zero. Zilch. Nada. That's right, folks, the weather wizards are predicting a grand total of absolutely none (with a side of sunshine, maybe a sprinkle shower).
Now, we know Boston weather can be a bit of a wild card (remember that time it snowed in May? Talk about a wardrobe crisis!), but all signs point to clear skies and temperatures that would make a polar bear sweat.
But Why Ask About Snow in July, You Say?
Let's be honest, with the year we've had, anything is possible, right? Maybe you saw a rogue weather forecast online that sent shivers down your spine (because let's face it, who can resist clicking on those dramatic headlines?). Or perhaps you stumbled upon a time warp and accidentally landed in a Bostonian winter wonderland in the middle of summer.
Whatever the reason, curiosity is a beautiful thing!
Here's a PSA for all the snow-obsessed out there:
- Embrace the sunshine!
- Stock up on sunscreen, not salt.
- Dust off your swimsuit, not your snowblower.
Boston will get its fair share of snow eventually (because, you know, winter is a thing), but for now, let's enjoy the summer vibes!
Frequently Asked Snow- (or Rather, Non-Snow-) Related Questions:
How to channel your inner snow bunny in July:
- Build a sandcastle fort – way more fun than a snowman fort (plus, no risk of melting!).
- Have a snowball fight... with ice cream! Just don't aim for grandma.
- Embrace the "winter is coming" spirit with a viewing marathon of your favorite Game of Thrones episodes. Just pretend the dragons are breathing fire, not heat.
How to prepare for the next Boston snowpocalypse (whenever that may be):
- Stock up on essentials like bread, milk, and... maybe some extra sunscreen for the inevitable spring melt.
- Invest in a good shovel (or bribe a friendly neighbor with a snowblower).
- Practice your best "winter wonderland" Instagram captions in advance.
How to find out the real weather forecast:
- Check reputable weather websites or apps.
- Don't trust everything you read on the internet (especially those clickbait headlines!).
How to make the most of a snowless Boston summer:
- Explore the city's amazing parks and beaches.
- Catch a Red Sox game (just don't forget the sunscreen!).
- Devour all the delicious seafood you can handle (because, well, why not?).
