Penalty Yards? More Like Penalty Martyrs!
Alright, football fans, let's talk penalties. Specifically, let's talk about the Baltimore Ravens and their uncanny ability to turn a football field into a penalty-ridden obstacle course.
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| How Many Penalty Yards Did Baltimore Have Today |
The Ravens: Flag Football Champions (Unintentionally)
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Hey, I just want to know how many penalty yards the Ravens had today!" Calm down, eager beaver. We're getting there. But first, let's appreciate the artistry of Ravens penalties. It's like they've got a secret playbook filled with "How to Get Flagged 101."
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From holding calls that would make a contortionist blush to false starts that could rival a sprinter, the Ravens have it all. Their offensive line? More like a comedy troupe trying to hold up a sagging circus tent. And don't even get me started on the defensive penalties. I swear, sometimes it feels like the refs have a personal vendetta against them.
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So, How Many Penalty Yards Did They Actually Have?
Okay, okay, enough with the banter. Let's get down to business. Drumroll please...
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Gasp! That's a lot of yards, folks! Enough to get you from the end zone to the concession stand and back, with a stop for overpriced beer.
What Does It All Mean?
Honestly, who knows? Maybe the Ravens are just trying to keep the game interesting. Or maybe they're secretly auditioning for a reality show called "Flag Football Follies." Whatever the reason, it's certainly entertaining.
But seriously, folks, penalties can be a real game-changer. Too many of them can derail even the best-laid plans. So, here's hoping the Ravens can clean up their act and focus on playing football, not flag football.
How to... Avoid Penalty Yardage (Probably)
- How to avoid holding: Let go of the guy. It's not that hard.
- How to avoid false starts: Count to yourself. Or just don't be in a hurry.
- How to avoid defensive pass interference: Keep your hands to yourself. It's not polite.
- How to avoid delay of game: Hurry up, already!
- How to avoid unnecessary roughness: Maybe don't try to tackle someone with your helmet.
There you have it, folks. A deep dive into the world of Ravens penalties. Let's hope they can keep the flags to a minimum next time.
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