Baltimore: A City Buried in White Stuff
So, You Wanna Know About Baltimore's Snowfall?
Let's talk about snow. Not the kind you find in a fancy cocktail, but the kind that makes your car look like a marshmallow and your commute feel like an Arctic expedition. We're talking about Baltimore snow, folks.
Baltimoreans have a love-hate relationship with snow. It's like that ex you can't quite shake: beautiful and captivating when it first falls, but then it turns into a slushy, icy nightmare that makes you question your life choices.
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How Much Snow Did Baltimore Really Get?
Ah, the golden question. The one that sends meteorologists into a frenzy and has neighbors comparing snow drifts like it’s a snow-off. Well, let me tell you, the amount of snow Baltimore gets is about as predictable as a toddler’s mood swing.
One year, we're drowning in the white stuff, building snow forts and having snowball fights like it's the Winter Olympics. The next year, we're questioning if winter even exists as we sip iced tea on our patios. It's enough to make you want to buy stock in snow boots and sunscreen.
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But seriously, Baltimore's snowfall can vary wildly from year to year. Some winters, we're lucky to see a few flurries. Other winters, we're digging ourselves out of a frozen tundra. It's a rollercoaster of emotions, really.
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The Great Baltimore Snow Debate
You'd think determining how much snow fell would be a simple task, right? Wrong. There’s always a debate about the exact snowfall amounts. People swear they measured six feet in their backyard while the weatherman claims it was barely an inch. It's like trying to count the grains of sand on a beach.
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So, the next time you hear someone bragging about their snow-covered wonderland, take it with a grain of salt (or a snowflake, if you prefer).
Surviving a Baltimore Snowpocalypse
If you find yourself trapped in a Baltimore snowstorm, fear not! Here are a few essential survival tips:
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- Embrace the hygge: Cozy up with a good book, a warm blanket, and a cup of hot chocolate.
- Become a snow sculptor: Channel your inner Michelangelo and create some frosty masterpieces.
- Master the art of shoveling: This is your time to shine. Show those neighbors who's boss!
Remember, it's only snow. It will melt eventually. Unless, of course, you live in a particularly cold part of the city. Then, you might be shoveling until April.
FAQ:
- How to survive a Baltimore snowstorm? Embrace the hygge, become a snow sculptor, and master the art of shoveling.
- How to measure snow accurately? Use a standard snow measuring stick and follow the proper guidelines.
- How to prevent your pipes from freezing? Insulate exposed pipes, let faucets drip, and open cabinet doors to allow warm air to circulate.
- How to de-ice your driveway safely? Use a de-icing product specifically designed for driveways and walkways, and be cautious when shoveling.
- How to make a snow fort? Pack snow into layers, create walls, and add a roof for ultimate snow fort glory.
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