The Great Indianapolis Snowmageddon of... Wait, What?
Did you pull a Rip Van Winkle and wake up confused about the weather? Because if you're asking how much snow Indianapolis got this winter, well, buckle up for some surprising news.
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Where'd the Winter Wonderland Go?
Unless your definition of a winter wonderland involves a dusting of sugar on your sidewalk and a rogue snowball fight with a rogue squirrel, Indianapolis didn't exactly get slammed by a snowpocalypse this year.
We're talking more like a "sidewalk shuffle" kind of snow event, not a full-blown blizzard. Don't get us wrong, there were definitely flurries. Enough to warrant that "winter is coming" feeling and maybe even a rogue Instagram story with the caption "adulting is hard, but at least we have snow!"
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But if you were expecting epic snowball fights that involved building a snow fort worthy of defending against the white walkers, you might be out of luck.
A Tale of Two Seasons (or Lack Thereof)
Now, some folks might say Indianapolis has a bipolar climate. We do a pretty good impression of both summer and winter, but neither one seems particularly interested in committing to a long-term relationship.
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This year, it seems like winter got cold feet and decided to skip town early. We had a little bit of snow in February, enough to cause a minor traffic jam and maybe a closed school or two. But that was pretty much it.
The truth is, Indianapolis averages around 20 inches of snow a year. So, while we might not be a winter wonderland, we also don't get pummeled by endless snowdrifts.
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So You Want to Build a Snowman? Here's What You Do (Maybe Next Year)
Look, we know some of you crave the magical experience of building a snowman. Here's the thing – you might have to wait until next winter.
But fret not, fellow snow enthusiasts! Here are some FAQs to help you cope with the lack of a snowy apocalypse:
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How to channel your inner Elsa when there's no snow? Easy! Blast your favorite Frozen tunes and practice your best "Let it Go" impression in the shower.
How to make a snow fort... without snow? Get creative! Use blankets, pillows, and couch cushions to build your very own indoor fort. Bonus points for using a flashlight to create a "snow cave" effect.
How to convince your friends you totally had an epic snowball fight?
Stock up on crushed ice and head to a park. Just don't aim for the squirrels, they have feelings too.
How to deal with the emotional trauma of a snow-less winter? Retail therapy is always an option. Just remember, summer is coming (eventually) and there's always next year for your epic Indianapolis snow adventure!
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