The Great Boston Snowmageddon of... Nevermind, It's Just July
Ah, Boston. City of Champions, land of chowdah and baked beans, and the place where winter throws everything it's got at you, from blizzards to icebergs (okay, maybe not icebergs, but a man can dream). But what about right now, in the heart of summer? Are you supposed to be digging out your winter coat and shovel?
Fear not, fellow citizens! The answer, my friends, is a resounding NOPE. Unless Mother Nature has a serious case of seasonal amnesia, Boston isn't expecting any snow anytime soon. That's right, you can safely store your snow boots next to your pool floats.
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Now, you might be thinking, "But wait, shouldn't I be prepared for anything?" Absolutely! That's the Bostonian spirit. But for now, prepare for sunshine, maybe a rogue rain shower (because, you know, Boston), and definitely some epic ice cream consumption.
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But officer, what if there's a freak snowstorm? (Yes, I went there. We all know someone who calls every emergency service "officer.") While the odds are about as likely as finding a decent parking spot downtown on a Friday night, you can always check the trusty weather forecast for peace of mind.
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Here's the short and sweet: No snow expected in Boston. Go forth and conquer this glorious summer day!
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How-To's for the Summer Curious:
- How to Actually Enjoy Boston in the Summer? Easy! Embrace the outdoor patios, catch a game at Fenway, or pretend you're on the Freedom Trail while leisurely strolling and stopping for copious amounts of gelato.
- How to Deal with the Inevitable Crowds? Patience is key, my friend. And maybe a portable fan.
- How to Prepare for Unpredictable Boston Weather? Pack an umbrella. Always.
- How to Celebrate the Lack of Snow? Have a snowball fight... with ice cream!
- How to Annoy Everyone with Your Bostonian-ness? Just casually mention the "Great Molasses Flood" of 1919 at every opportunity. You're welcome.
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