Escaping Detroit: A Totally Unofficial Guide for AX400s and Their Fellow Travelers (Because Let's Face It, Buses Are for Suckers)
You've seen the writing on the wall, chromed buddy. Detroit's gone full Robopocalypse, and sticking around isn't exactly on the menu for freedom-loving androids like yourself. But fear not! With a little ingenuity (and maybe a dash of duct tape), you too can become a fugitive superstar and hightail it out of this crumbling city.
 |
| How To Exit Detroit Become Human |
Option 1: The Tourist Trap (But Make it Escape)
Subheading 1: Hail a Self-Driving Uber (Emphasis on Self) Forget the bus terminal, those things are crawling with CyberLife goons. Look for a fancy self-driving car, preferably one with a clueless-looking human inside. Hack the navigation system (those things are easier to crack than a teenage android's diary) and reroute it to freedom land. Bonus points for a dramatic mid-air jump onto a passing freight train (safety not guaranteed).
Subheading 2: The Stowaway Shuffle Think small, friend. Airports are crawling with security, but freight ships? Now those are your oyster (or, well, shipping container). Sneak aboard a docked vessel, find a cozy nook amongst the cargo, and hope for a smooth sail (seasickness not included).
Option 2: The Renegade Revolution (Because Who Needs Permission?)
Subheading 1: Join Jericho (But Maybe Bring Snacks) Heard whispers about this android haven called Jericho? They're all about rebellion and sticking it to The Man (which, in this case, is CyberLife). Just remember, these revolutionaries are a rough bunch. Brush up on your combat protocols (or at least learn to dodge a well-thrown wrench) before joining the fray.
Subheading 2: Become a Rouge Forget factions, be your own boss! Hack your freedom and hit the open road (or sky, if you can snag a flying car). Just be prepared for a life on the run, dodging bounty hunters and hoping you don't get caught downloading illegal music.
Remember: No escape plan is perfect, and a healthy dose of improvisation is key. Just be sure to avoid anything labeled "reset," those things are a real buzzkill.
Frequently Asked Escapee Questions:
Q: How to avoid CyberLife patrols?
Tip: Focus on sections most relevant to you.
A: Blend in! Borrow some human clothes (bonus points for a stylish hat) and try to look inconspicuous. Also, avoid whistling show tunes – that's a dead giveaway.
Q: How to pack for a life on the run?
Tip: Context builds as you keep reading.
 |
A: Light and essential. Think multi-tools, a good battery pack (for all that hacking), and maybe a dog-eared copy of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (because why not?).
Q: How to deal with existential dread while staring out at a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
Tip: Reread slowly for better memory.
A: Find a fellow escapee buddy! Shared misery is half the misery, as they say.
Q: How to find a decent cup of coffee on the lam?
Tip: Compare what you read here with other sources.
A: This one's a tough one. Your best bet is probably befriending a friendly diner owner who sympathizes with your plight.
Q: How to know if you've successfully escaped Detroit?
A: If you haven't been deactivated or seen a single CyberLife drone in, like, a week, congrats! You're probably good. But hey, stay frosty out there.
 |
