Talkin' 'Bout Bawlmerese: A Guide to Baltimore Slang
So, you think you know Baltimore? Well, unless you’ve been slinging crab cakes and yelling at the O’s since you were a kid, you probably don’t know really know Baltimore. And by really know, we mean you don’t know the lingo.
Baltimoreans have a way with words that’s as unique as the city itself. It’s a dialect that can sound like a whole other language to outsiders, but to locals, it's the sweet sound of home. Let's dive into the wonderful world of Bawlmerese.
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| What Are Some Baltimore Slang Words |
Hon, We Gotta Talk ‘Bout This
Let's start with the basics: "hon." This isn’t just a term of endearment; it’s practically a religion in Baltimore. It’s used for everyone, from your grandma to the stranger you just bumped into at the grocery store. You can even use it as a verb: “She honned me for a dollar.”
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But "hon" is just the tip of the iceberg. There are words like "jawn," which can be anything from a person to a thing. You can have a "good jawn" or a "bad jawn." It's incredibly versatile. Then there's "dap," which is a handshake-high five combo. And let's not forget "ream," which means to mess with someone.
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Don't Be a Dummy
If you're new to the area, don't worry about sounding like a total dummy. Everyone starts somewhere. Just remember, it's all about attitude. Confidence is key. And if you mess up, just laugh it off. Baltimoreans love a good laugh.
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A word of caution: While Baltimoreans are generally friendly and welcoming, using slang incorrectly can sometimes lead to confusion or even amusement. So, use it wisely!
Where to Learn More
If you’re really serious about mastering Bawlmerese, there are plenty of resources out there. You can watch local TV shows, listen to Baltimore-based musicians, or simply spend time with the locals. And hey, don’t be afraid to ask questions! Most Baltimoreans are happy to share their linguistic expertise.
So, there you have it. A brief introduction to the beautiful and complex world of Baltimore slang. Remember, language is a living thing, and slang evolves over time. So, while this guide is a good starting point, there’s always more to learn.
How To... Bawlmerese
- How to say "hello" in Baltimore: "What's up, dummy?"
- How to ask for directions: "Yo, can you tell me where the jawn is?"
- How to compliment someone: "You look sharp, hon."
- How to order a crab cake: "Gimme a big, juicy crab cake, hold the tarter sauce."
- How to survive in Baltimore: Embrace the chaos, eat the crab cakes, and learn to love the Orioles.
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