The Great Chicago Grocery Name Game: Kroger? Mariano's? Let's Settle This Once and for All (While Also Maybe Grabbing Some Snacks)
Ah, Chicago. City of wind, deep dish pizza, and... grocery store identity crisis? If you've just moved to the Windy City and are craving some Kroger brand mac and cheese, you might be a little confused. Fear not, fellow shopper, for we're about to embark on a delightful journey through the aisles of Chicago's grocery scene!
Kroger: A Ghost of Grocery Stores Past
Here's the thing: Kroger used to be in Chicago, way back in the day. Like, 1970s kind of way back. But then, in a move that still has conspiracy theorists swirling, Kroger peaced out, selling its stores to Dominick's Finer Foods. Dominick's, bless its little grocery basket, is also no longer with us. R.I.P delicious Dominick's sandwiches.
Mariano's: The Kroger in Disguise
So, if Kroger is no more, where do Chicagoans get their groceries, you ask? Well, this is where things get interesting. Mariano's, that haven of fancy cheese and gourmet coffee, is actually owned by Kroger! Yes, you read that right. Mariano's is Kroger's undercover agent in Chicago. It's like a grocery store spy thriller, but instead of gadgets and lasers, we have artisanal bread and BOGO deals.
So, What Do I Call It Then?
Call it Mariano's! Embrace the delightful atmosphere, the friendly staff, and the knowledge that you're technically shopping at Kroger, even if it doesn't quite feel the same. Just don't be surprised if you find yourself whispering "Kroger" in your sleep. We've all been there.
Bonus Tip: If you're feeling nostalgic for the classic Kroger experience, Mariano's does have a pretty good selection of their private label brands. Scratch that Kroger itch without leaving the friendly confines of Mariano's!
How-To FAQs:
How to find a Mariano's near me? Just whip out your phone and do a quick Google Maps search! There are plenty of Mariano's locations throughout Chicago.
How to score the best deals at Mariano's? Download their app and keep an eye out for their weekly circulars. They've got some seriously steal-worthy sales.
How to navigate the fancy cheese section at Mariano's? Don't be intimidated! Ask the cheesemongers for recommendations. They're there to help you find the perfect gouda for your next charcuterie board.
How to avoid getting lost in the amazing selection of craft beers at Mariano's? Pace yourself, grasshopper. And maybe bring a friend to help you choose.
How to maintain a healthy grocery budget while shopping at Mariano's? Make a list, stick to it, and avoid getting hypnotized by the delicious bakery section. We've all been there too.
