The Denver Broncos' Draft Picks: A Deep Dive (That Hopefully Doesn't Involve Elway's Basement)
Ah, the NFL Draft. A time for hope, disappointment, and those awkward moments when your team accidentally drafts a kicker in the first round (no shade, Jaguars fans). But this year, let's talk about the Denver Broncos' draft picks. Buckle up, Broncos Country, because things are about to get interesting...well, as interesting as the draft can be, which isn't exactly skydiving with a narwhal.
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| What Picks Do The Denver Broncos Have |
What Do We Know?
Here's the skinny:
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- The Big One: The Broncos have their first-round pick back, baby! It's currently sitting pretty at number 12. This is a big deal, considering they traded away their first-borns (draft picks, that is) for a few seasons to bring in Russell Wilson (which, in hindsight, might have been a better deal for the pigeons at Empower Field).
- A Whole Bunch of Other Picks: The Broncos also have a collection of picks scattered throughout the draft like confetti after a high school graduation. We're talking rounds 3, 4, 5, 6, and even a couple in round 7 (because hey, even backups gotta eat, right?).
- No Second Chances: Unfortunately, there's no second-round pick this year. That one went to the Saints as part of the deal to bring in Coach Sean Payton. Let's just hope he doesn't miss his second-line of defense...the muffuletta stands in the French Quarter.
So, What Does This Mean?
Well, it means the Broncos have some options. They could:
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- Draft a Franchise QB: With no proven gunslinger on the roster, the number 12 pick could be their golden ticket to a young quarterback with a rocket arm and a winning smile (or at least a smile that doesn't involve a grimace after getting sacked).
- Shore Up the Defense: The Broncos' defense has been about as effective as a participation trophy lately. They could use some fresh blood to, you know, actually stop the other team from scoring.
- Go Full Gronk: Maybe they'll draft a tight end who likes to spike the ball and celebrate with the crowd. Because hey, if you can't win, you might as well entertain, right?
The possibilities are endless! (Except for maybe drafting a kicker in the first round. Let's not do that again.)
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How to be a Broncos Fan During the Draft?
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- Step 1: Stock Up on Snacks. The draft is long, folks.
- Step 2: Prepare for Disappointment. Because hey, it's the Broncos.
- Step 3: Celebrate the Small Victories. Did they draft someone who can catch a football? That's a win!
How to Analyze Draft Picks Like a Pro?
- Step 1: Google "NFL Draft Scouting Reports."
- Step 2: Pretend You Know What You're Talking About.
- Step 3: Blame the Coaches When Things Go Wrong. It's the American way.
How to Get Your Cat Interested in the Draft?
- Step 1: Show Them Highlights of Cat-Shaped Blimps.
- Step 2: Offer Them String Cheese Bribes.
- Step 3: Don't Be Disappointed When They're More Interested in the Box the Snacks Came In. Classic cat move.
How to Avoid Arguments with Other Broncos Fans About the Draft?
- Step 1: Don't Talk About the Draft.
- Step 2: Wear a Peyton Manning Jersey. Everyone loves Peyton.
- Step 3: Agree With Everything They Say. Even if they think Drew Lock is the future.
How to Celebrate a Successful Broncos Draft?
- Step 1: Double-Check the Picks Weren't a Collective Hallucination.
- Step 2: Stock Up on Orange Gatorade. You're gonna need it.
- Step 3: Prepare for the Season with Measured Optimism (Because We All Know How This Ends).
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