Who Runs This Joint? A Look at Houston's Mayors
Houston, the city that never sleeps (unless it's during a heatwave), has had a colorful cast of characters leading the charge. Let's dive into the illustrious history of Houston's mayors, or as I like to call them, the "Captains of Concrete".
The Good, the Bad, and the Barbecue-Loving
Houston has seen its fair share of mayors who could charm a rattlesnake and others who would make a stone blush. From the visionary leaders who turned Houston into a metropolis to the ones who probably got lost on their way to City Hall, the list is as diverse as the city itself.
Let's talk about the current mayor, John Whitmire. If you think being a state senator for decades is tough, try running an entire city! He's got big shoes to fill after Sylvester Turner, who, let's be honest, had a wardrobe that could rival a peacock.
But let's not forget the legendary figures like Annise Parker and Bill White. Parker was like the iron lady of Houston, and White? Well, he was just plain likable. Imagine a mayor who could make you chuckle and get things done at the same time. That was Bill White.
Mayors: The Unsung Heroes (or Villains)
Being a mayor is no picnic. You've got to deal with traffic, potholes, and people complaining about their trash not being picked up. It's like being a parent, but instead of dealing with tantrums, you're dealing with traffic jams.
So, next time you're stuck in traffic, remember the mayor. They're probably sitting at their desk, sipping coffee (or whiskey, who knows), and trying to figure out how to make your life better. Or worse, depending on their mood and their coffee intake.
How to Become a Houston Mayor (Probably Not)
Okay, so you want to be mayor of Houston? Good luck with that! Here are a few tips (that probably won't help):
- How to handle traffic: Blame the previous mayor. It's an old classic.
- How to deal with potholes: Ignore them until someone falls in.
- How to win an election: Promise free tacos for everyone.
- How to survive your term: Develop a thick skin and a strong stomach.
- How to leave a legacy: Build something really big, like a giant statue of yourself.
Remember, being mayor is not for the faint of heart. It's a job that requires a unique blend of leadership, diplomacy, and the ability to take a joke. So, next time you see your mayor, give them a pat on the back (or a piece of your mind, depending on the situation). They deserve it.
