From Chicago to Canada: A Walk in the Park?
So, you're thinking of walking from Chicago to Canada, huh? Well, let me be the first to say: you're absolutely bonkers.
Let's Crunch Some Numbers (Or Rather, A Lot of Steps)
Now, I know what you're thinking: "It can't be that far, right?" Wrong-o, my friend. Wrong-o. We're talking about a distance of roughly 520 miles. That's like walking from your couch to the moon... and back... and then some.
Assuming you're a superhuman with iron legs and a bladder of steel, you might manage about 20 miles a day. Let’s do some quick math: 520 miles divided by 20 miles per day equals... drumroll please... 26 days. But wait, there's more! We haven't accounted for sleep, food, bathroom breaks, or the inevitable blisters that will make your feet look like a topographical map of the moon. So, let's be generous and double that number. We're now looking at a leisurely stroll of 52 days.
What to Pack?
If you're dead set on this adventure, you'll need more than just your walking shoes. You'll need a tent, sleeping bag, a bear spray (just in case), and a really, really long playlist. And don't forget snacks! Lots of snacks. And water. Lots of water.
The Great Canadian Adventure
Once you finally make it to Canada, you'll be greeted by a chorus of "Eh?" and a lot of maple syrup. You'll also be a legend. A crazy, but legendary, walker.
Remember: This is not a recommendation. This is a cautionary tale. Please, for the love of all things comfy, just take a plane.
How To...
- How to prepare for a long walk? Start small, build endurance, and invest in good shoes.
- How to stay motivated during a long walk? Find a podcast you love, listen to upbeat music, or imagine you're being chased by a particularly angry bear.
- How to avoid blisters? Wear proper fitting shoes, use blister prevention products, and change your socks regularly.
- How to pack light for a long walk? Prioritize essentials, pack versatile clothing, and consider multi-purpose items.
- How to entertain yourself on a long walk? Audiobooks, podcasts, music, and nature observation are your friends.
