Snow in Houston? Are You Kidding Me?
Let's talk about the elephant in the room, or should I say, the snowman in the heatwave? It's that time of year again when Houstonians start dreaming of a white Christmas. Or, more realistically, a white anything. We're talking about snow in Houston, people. A phenomenon as likely as finding a quiet spot at the Galleria during the holidays.
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Houston: The Snowless Wonder
Now, I know what you're thinking, "But [insert name of your friend who always believes in miracles], said it's going to snow this year!" Trust me, I've heard it all before. From "ancient Mayan prophecies" to "my grandma's weather sense", the predictions are as varied as the tacos on Washington Avenue. But let's be real, Houston is more likely to experience a spontaneous outbreak of penguins than a blizzard.
Dreaming of a White Christmas (in Houston)
If you're one of those hopeful souls clinging to the idea of a Houston snowscape, I commend your optimism. Maybe you can start practicing your snow angel moves in the flour aisle at H-E-B. Just remember, when you build that epic snowman, make sure to use sunscreen, not snowballs.
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So, Will It Snow?
The short answer is: probably not. But hey, stranger things have happened. Maybe a rogue snow cloud will wander off course and decide to bless us with its icy presence. Or perhaps, just perhaps, Houston will finally discover a hidden ice factory capable of producing enough snow to cover the city. Until then, let's enjoy our sunshine and focus on more realistic winter activities, like finding the perfect queso spot.
How-To Questions for the Snow-Obsessed
- How to build a snowman in Houston: Invest in a really good snow cone machine.
- How to ice skate in Houston: Roller skating rinks are your friend.
- How to make snow angels in Houston: Use baby powder and a lot of imagination.
- How to survive a Houston winter: Layering is key. And maybe a really good chili recipe.
- How to stay sane during the Houston winter: Embrace the heat, wear shorts, and drink margaritas.
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