The Detroit Lions and Thanksgiving: A Match Made in...November?
The Detroit Lions and Thanksgiving Day go together like turkey and stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy...well, maybe not always gravy for the Lions, but you get the picture. They've been a fixture on Thanksgiving since 1934, a tradition as reliable as that weird uncle who always tells the same joke about cranberry sauce.
But how many times have the Lions actually given us something to celebrate besides delicious leftovers? Buckle up, because we're about to dive into the glorious, frustrating, and sometimes hilarious world of the Lions on Thanksgiving.
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Wins, Losses, and Everything in Between (Mostly Losses)
Let's get the important stuff out of the way first. The Lions have a respectable 37 wins in their long Thanksgiving history. That's a lot of turkey legs for the victory table! But here's the kicker (and there will be many): they also have 44 losses and 2 ties. So, while they're not exactly the Thanksgiving Day dream team, they do manage to pull off a win every now and then, which is more than most of us can say about our own Thanksgiving football games (looking at you, burnt-the-rolls guy).
Fun Fact: The Lions hold the record for most Thanksgiving Day appearances. That's a lot of football, a lot of stuffing, and a lot of opportunities to yell at the TV.
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The Great Thanksgiving Day Rollercoaster: From Glory to Gobbler
The Lions' Thanksgiving history is a rollercoaster ride that would make even the most seasoned thrill-seeker queasy. They've had periods of dominance, like their legendary four-win streak from 2013 to 2016. But then, just as you think they've finally figured it out, they hit you with a streak of losses that makes you wonder if they're secretly playing with a deflated turkey.
Case in point: Their recent performance has been...less than stellar. Let's just say there have been more groans than cheers around the Thanksgiving dinner table in Detroit in recent years.
Moral of the story: Watching the Lions on Thanksgiving is a gamble. You might witness a glorious victory, or you might end up drowning your sorrows in gravy. But hey, at least it's entertaining!
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How to FAQ: Lions on Thanksgiving Edition
Q: How do I prepare for a Lions Thanksgiving game?
A: Stock up on antacids, tissues (for tears of joy...or despair), and plenty of delicious distractions (like those leftover mashed potatoes).
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Q: What's the best way to watch a Lions Thanksgiving game?
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A: With friends and family who appreciate a good laugh, no matter the outcome. Misery loves company, after all.
Q: How can I cope if the Lions lose?
A: Focus on the delicious food, remind yourself it's just one game, and plan your victory dance for next year (fingers crossed).
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Q: Should I give up hope on the Lions ever winning another Thanksgiving game?
A: Never! Hope is what keeps us going, even when the Lions defy all logic.
Q: Where can I find more information about the Lions' Thanksgiving record?
A: The internet is your friend! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions as you delve into their Thanksgiving history.
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