Blazers on the Block: Your Guide to Watching Portland Trail Blazer Games (Without Getting Kicked Out of the Bar)
Ah, basketball season. The squeak of sneakers, the swish of the net, the existential dread of watching Damian Lillard drop thirty points on your favorite team (again). But where, oh where, do you catch the Blazers light up the court? Fear not, fellow Rip City citizen, for this guide will have you cheering louder than a hackneyed halftime show by the third quarter.
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| How To Watch Portland Trailblazer Games |
Cable? We Hardly Know Her!
Let's face it, cable packages are about as relevant as dial-up internet these days. But fret not, cord-cutters! There are a multitude of streaming services that can get you your Blazer fix. Here are your best bets:
- Root Sports Northwest: This is the holy grail for Blazers fans. It's where you'll catch most of the games, along with exclusive interviews and behind-the-scenes action. Just check if your streaming service carries it (most in the Portland area do).
- Sling, FuboTV, Hulu + Live TV, YouTube TV: These streaming services offer bundles that often include Root Sports Northwest, along with other sports channels and entertainment options. Think of them like a buffet for your eyeballs, with the Blazers as the main course.
Bonus Tip: For nationally televised games, having a streaming service with ESPN, TNT, or ABC might be handy.
Tip: Reread if it feels confusing.
Bar Games and Blazers? Not a Foul (Unless You Spill Your Beer)
Heading to your favorite sports bar to catch the game with your crew? Awesome! Just make sure they have the channel showing the Blazers game. A friendly heads-up to the bartender can't hurt. Pro-tip: If they don't have the game on, casually mention that you'll happily switch to another establishment if they can't accommodate a loyal Blazers fan (like yourself).
What to Avoid: Unless you want to get ejected faster than a technical foul, don't be that guy who yells at the screen or argues with the refs (especially if they're right). Trust me, the bartenders have seen it all, and they'd rather you not be that guy.
QuickTip: Read with curiosity — ask ‘why’ often.
Still Stumped? Fear Not, We Got You Covered
Even with this guide, questions might arise. Here's a quick FAQ to get you started:
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How to blackout restrictions work? Unfortunately, some streaming services blackout games in your area to protect local broadcasters. A VPN might help you bypass this, but be sure to check the terms of service before diving down that rabbit hole.
Tip: Read actively — ask yourself questions as you go.
How to watch out-of-market games? If you're a die-hard fan stuck outside Blazer territory, your best bet is NBA League Pass. However, blackout restrictions still apply, so you might not be able to see every game.
How to watch replays of games? Most streaming services and NBA League Pass offer replays so you can catch up on the action even if you miss the live broadcast.
Tip: Pause, then continue with fresh focus.
How much does it cost to watch the Blazers? Prices vary depending on the streaming service you choose, but they generally range from $25 to $70 a month.
How to be the ultimate Blazers fan? Easy! Cheer loud, wear your jersey with pride, and believe that Dame Time can strike at any moment. Now go forth and conquer, fellow Rip City citizen!
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