The Great Chicago Marathon App Wait
Is it October yet?
I know, I know. We're all dying to know when the glorious Chicago Marathon app will grace our phones with its presence. It's like waiting for a particularly delicious slice of pizza to come out of the oven. You can smell it, you can taste it, but it's just not there yet.
The App-ocalypse is Near(ish)
Let's be honest, the Chicago Marathon app is like the golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory for runners. It's packed with goodies: tracking your buds, checking out the course, and probably some sweet race day selfies. But where is it? Why is it taking so long? Is it lost in the mail? Did it get caught in traffic?
The Chicago Marathon folks have been pretty tight-lipped about the app's release date, which is like teasing a dog with a bone and then hiding it under the couch. We get it, you want to build suspense, but come on! Our patience is wearing thin.
How to Survive the App Wait
- Meditation: Find your inner calm. Picture yourself crossing the finish line. Focus on your breathing. Or just eat a donut.
- Hypnosis: Tell yourself the app is already on your phone. You can feel it. It's real. It's happening.
- Distraction: Watch paint dry. Count the blades of grass. Learn to knit. Anything to take your mind off the app.
Frequently Asked Questions (About the App, Not Knitting)
How to stay updated on the app release?
- Keep an eye on the Chicago Marathon's social media channels. They might drop some hints.
How to avoid app envy?
- Unfollow all your running friends until the app is released. Problem solved.
How to cope with app withdrawal symptoms?
- Download a different running app and pretend it's the Chicago Marathon app. It's not ideal, but it's something.
How to channel my excitement into something productive?
- Start training for the next marathon. Or, you know, just watch more running movies.
How to maintain hope?
- Remember, every great thing takes time. Like waiting in line for a really good taco truck. It's worth it in the end.
So, there you have it. The official waiting game for the Chicago Marathon app. Let's hope it's worth the wait!
