Severide: Missing in Action or Just Out Fighting Fires?
Okay, let's talk about the elephant (or rather, the incredibly hot firefighter) in the room: Severide. Where the heck is he? I know, I know, I’m as baffled as you are. It's like the writers decided to play a cruel joke on us and hide our favorite leather-clad, firefighting hero.
Severide: The Heart and Soul of Firehouse 51
We all know Severide is the glue that holds Firehouse 51 together. He’s the one who can go from zero to hero in the blink of an eye, and from dad jokes to serious in about two seconds flat. It’s like he’s got a built-in drama switch. But seriously, we miss him. The firehouse just isn't the same without his signature smirk and that cocky confidence.
When is Severide Coming Back? The Million-Dollar Question
I’ve done my fair share of internet sleuthing, and let me tell you, the world wide web is a black hole of conflicting information when it comes to Severide's return. Some say he’s fighting fires in a remote jungle, others claim he's secretly training to be an astronaut. Personally, I'm leaning towards the jungle theory. Sounds more like a Severide adventure.
But fear not, fellow Severide stans! We've got to stay positive. Maybe he's just taking a much-needed vacation, or maybe the writers are planning a super dramatic comeback that will blow our minds. Whatever the case, I have faith that our boy will be back, hotter than ever, and ready to save the day (and our hearts).
How to Cope with Severide's Absence
While we wait for Severide's triumphant return, here are a few tips to help you cope:
- How to binge-watch Chicago Fire: Start at the beginning and relive all the golden Severide moments. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions.
- How to find Severide fan fiction: If you need an immediate Severide fix, dive into the world of fan fiction. Just be warned, some of it might be... questionable.
- How to prepare for Severide's comeback: Stock up on tissues, chocolate, and your favorite binge-watching snacks. You're going to need them.
- How to stay sane: Remind yourself that good things come to those who wait. And in this case, the wait will be totally worth it.
- How to spread the word: Let's flood social media with #BringBackSeveride. We need to show the writers how much we miss him!
So, let's keep our fingers crossed and hope that Severide's return is just around the corner. Until then, let's support the rest of the Firehouse 51 crew and keep the faith. We'll get through this together!